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Summary: 20 Bart Simpsons Chalkboard sayings if he attended Hogwarts (and was sorted into Gryffindor)
I will not replace Professor Dumbledore's lemon drops with laxatives.
Treacle Tart is not spelled TesticalTart.
I will not fly my broom in the corridors to avoid being late to class.
I will stop openly claiming to be the heir of Slytherin.
I will not belch the Hogwarts School Song.
I am not Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall's love child.
I will not pretend to be under the Imperious curse.
I will not sell miracle potions.
I will not charge admission into the Great Hall.
I will stop pretending to see the Grim.
I am not allowed to auction off Harry Potter's fingernail clippings.
I am not Harry Potter's long lost twin brother.
Lord Voldemort is not my Father.
I will not mail order stamina potion under Professor Dumbledore's name.
I cannot hire a house elf to take notes in class.
I am not the acting Minister of Magic.
I will not draw the Dark Mark on my classmates arms while they are sleeping.
I will never again charm the Slytherin's Robes to flash the words 'muggle-lover'.
I will not spread rumors about Professor Snapes sexual preference.
Cornish Pixies did not eat my homework.
I was watching the Simpsons with my family and this idea just popped into my head. I can write more if anyone thinks it's worth it. Let me know. Thanks.