Wun day, i wus in dis hotel cald da Outlook wif mi parents! I was sexi nd wering a short weddin dress wif a CHANDELIER stickin off mi hed.
"I wunt food" i sed one mornign.
"well breekfest is ova so u haff to go to da kitchen" sed mi mum.
"ok" i sed den wnet to da kitchen.
"hi sexi" sed a guy named DICK. "u want sometin to eat?"
den he sed, "omg u have da shining!" i sed "wats dat?"
"it meens U CAN MAKE FUKKIN GOOD MOONSHINE!" screemed Dick.
"omg! I LUV MOONSHIE!"
DICK got out a biiiiig metal can nd started shown me how to make moonshine. "dis is how u make akohol shine," he sed. den, da akohol started shinin!
"see its speshal and shiny" sed Dick. "ur sooo special. i got it too." den he showed me his MOONSHSHIEN toolz nd stuff.
"lololol" i se.d
Den we made moonshin togeta and did da dirty wif Jax sexi son Danni.