Disney, a place a magic and wonder, where you see and believe where dreams can, and will come true. But fuck that shit, I'm just going to make people savagely kill each other, cause...screw your childhood.
The Disney Damsels, sometimes we ask ourselves, are they really worth saving? Today, they will be pit against each other to find out which one is.
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, our world class fighters with test fiction's most lethal weapons. Using 21st Century science, we'll see what happens when the warriors, go toe to toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is, the deadliest warrior!
Today, we bring in our crack team of experts to see who would win this first ever battle royal. In this battle, These heroine's will battle to the death.
Cinderella
Ariel
Rapunzel
Tiana
Megara
Mulan
Jane
Pocahontas
Jasmine
Belle
Aurora
Alice
Esmeralda
Nala
Snow White
Kidagakash
Maid Marian
Merida
Minnie Mouse
Anna (The non-powered Princess from Frozen)
Now for this battle, we have realized that the characters are not nearly exciting, and would be a contrived battle. So for this edition, we have changed the rules. For this battle, they are bloodlusted, and morals are off.
Please go to your search engine and type in: Battle of the Disney Princesses Comic Vine (You need to do this in order to understand what the Warriors are going to be like. They don't necessarily look like that, but they are just as insane, and also do look somewhat like that.)
For this fight, we have gotten four experts on the subject.
Hunterzilla will be representing: Tiana, Snow White, Anna, Aurora, and Pocahontas.
thejokersbrother will be fighting for: Mulan, Maid Marian, Jasmine, Esmeralda, and Belle.
Fanfic Productions arrives to fight for: Merida, Minnie Mouse, Cinderella, Alice, and Jane.
And lastly, YoungSamurai18 allies himself with: Nala, Ariel, Kida, Rapunzel, and Megara.
Next up, we begin testing the weapons of our heroines. Who will be, the deadliest warrior?