This is my first fic in about a year so hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia I only own the main character and the devious plan.
My plan was ready to be put into action. All I had to do was wait for the perfect timing and then it could commence and I could get out of this boring world meeting as fast as possible. I had studied the rest of the nations for the last month and realized a daily pattern that I could use to my advantage.
It all starts with England. Five minutes after he takes his last sip of tea he will grab the handle of his tea cup but won't lift it to take a sip for another ten minutes. Then when he finally takes a sip it is small except every two hour interval he'll finish what's in his cup in one large gulp. At the same time every four hours France will do the same with his wine. Of course they would get more afterwards but I would have to wait another five hours of Germany yelling and other countries bickering with each other.
My plan was simple…kind of. As England would finish his second cup of tea, France would be finishing his first glass of wine. If I whispered the right thing to England at the right moment then he would spit his tea out at France who, out of shock, would spit his wine towards England and Italy. Italy, due to the shock of everything that had just happened, would be frantically waving his white flag which would hit America and would throw his hamburger at Switzerland and Austria. While Austria and Switzerland fought with America, Germany and Romano would be yelling at Italy for crying, and England and France would be fighting. That would give me the perfect time to sneak away from the meeting and head to the bookstore and then back to my place.
It was time. England brought his cup to his lips as France did the same with his glass. I leaned over to England with the perfect sentence in mind to make him do a spit take.
"England," I whispered as he took the last sip of this cup, "I want to have your babies."
As I had predicted England spit his tea out at France. I back away from England so I wouldn't get my shirt messy. As Italy began to cry Germany came over to stop him which made Romano mad and start yelling at Germany to leave his brother alone.
Soon the whole meeting was in an up roar and I was sneaking out of the meeting. I was almost out when a little hand grabbed the hem of my shirt. I turned around to see Sealand.
"Take me with you," he said. I nodded and quickly ushered him out the door. Once we were out and in my car Sealand couldn't stop laughing.
"It wasn't really that funny," I said.
"What did you say to England?" He asked between laughs.
"You're a bit young to hear," I said but shrugged anyways, "I just said I wanted to have his babies." Sealand burst out laughing even more and finally got out at the docks where I let him out.
"See you next time!" Sealand exclaimed as he headed for a boat to get back to his home.
"Bye Sealand," I replied and floored it to the closest bookstore.
My job was done. Ruining the world meeting and getting out early was a success and I even managed to save another poor soul. The only problem is that I wish I would have gotten that all videotaped. Oh well maybe next time.
So what did you think? This was my first Hetalia fic and the first fic I've posted in close to a year. So…yeah. Let me know what you think and stuff. Also I didn't put a name down because I wrote this when I should've been doing my homework so I really didn't have time. That character could even be you I guess just remember, it's my story.
~Anja M.