I wrote this because...I don't know. I was really REALLY bored. Sequel to Me and my OC
Me: Weee heee, here I am, wasting away in front of my computer while I read PWP yaoi fanfics.
Kirimi: What the hell is a PWP?
Blizzard: And what's a yaoi?
Me: O_O WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TWO! I friggin' created you, but chu dunno what a yaoi is!
Blizzard: I only know what PWP is. And you're a pervert.
Kirimi: I only know what yuri is. I'd have to make an assumption...
Blizzard: About what?
Kirimi: Yaoi. I dunno what it is, Bliz.
Me: Saddest rhyme I've ever heard.
Blizzard: Agreed.
Kirimi: *punches Me and Blizzard in the face* WHATEVER! Yuri is girl's love...or something. Like that. Of that nature.
Blizzard:*mockingly* That's right, Kiwi-wiwi-mi. So yaoi is...
Me: *stares at them*
Kirimi: Hmmm...yuri is girls, so yaoi is...
Blizzard: C'mooon!
Me: You've almost got it!
Kirimi: AHA! Yaoi is heterosexual!
Blizzard and Me: *Facepalm*
Me: Yaoi is not fucking het! Yaoi is BOY'S LOVE!
Blizzard: AAAAUGH, you're reading senseless gay sex!
Kirimi: Senseless gay sex!
Me:...it's not senseless.
Kirimi:EEEEEEW! PERVERT!
Me: Tell it to Sirius Black, bitch!
Blizzard: Wow, I figured you'd say Joshua Kiryu or Marik Ishtar.
Me: Bakuraaaa~! Nekuuuu~!
Kirimi: I've had enough of this.
Me: Like hell you've had enough! It's time to sing the yaoi song!
Blizzard: Since when were you an obsessed fangirl?
Kirimi: After she met Hikaru and Kouru. (OHSHC)
Blizzard: Damn those twins.
Me: Now, if you don't mind, can I please go back to reading * Censored because I don't own this fic and can't advertise w/o permission*?
Blizzard: Then say Phone Call!, that one with Flippy and Evil and Flaky.
Kirimi: You just shamelessly advertised Lexis' perverted fic.
Me: JUST GTFO AND LEAVE ME WITH MY SMUT!
Kirimi and Blizzard: ALRIGHT, DAMN!
Yeah. I was really this bored. Reviews are appreciated anyway, kthx.
Uhhh...bye!