A/N: Hello, this is my really first story! (and not in my first language). There will be a couple of French words like Persil Jambon, which means Parsley Ham.
Disclaimer: I do not own Humpty Dumpty.
Chapter 1.
Look. I never wanted to be a pizza delivery. It's scary. Maybe you won't be fast enough to deliver the pizza. Maybe a freakin' old guy will order a pizza. Maybe a murderer will order a pizza. Or maybe you won't find the house, if you live in a very lost place of the world.
If you are a hungry kid, great, read on. If you want to be a pizza delivery, don't touch me, you, not ambitious kid!
Well, maybe I can describe my life. I'm a boring student at Yummy Academy. Talking of yummy…My French teacher look like Humpty Dumpty. Why French? Well, because of my name, Persil Jambon, that is in French. I'm so proud, even if it sounds strange. Anyway.
One day, with school, we went to the museum. It was so boring, 'cause it was a statues exhibit. I was just looking forward to the lunch. My best, well, friend, Roger too. He's a weird guy. But first things first, the museum.
I was listening to my iPod (Oh baby, baby, baby ooooh!) when Mr Brunnir, my French teacher ask me a question:
"What does this statue represent?"
"Do I look like I know? I don't know, I'm not a freak, guy. Keep your stupid questions for you."
My math teacher, Mrs. Mudds, ask me to shut up and follow her. Creepy, I know. We enter a dark room. She locked the door. Okay I was really freaking. What does she want?
"Give it to me…", she said, always creepy.
"Wh-What?", I replied, trying to stay alive (and conscious) .
"Your math homework, you stupid student! Yesterday, you said you'll give it to me today!"
Oh crap. I totally forgot it. And then, it became strange.
Mr. Brunnir appears, and threw at me a pen and a paper, like a Frisbee. I caught them, click the pen and…It stayed a pen! The paper was an non-filled homework. I filled it, and, stepped out of the room.
A/N: Okay, I must say that I am a french speaker/reader/writer, so I there's some horrible mistake, I'm sorry, I'm not 100% bilingual. And I think I'll continue this story, depending on what guys thought of this chapter!