Uh… I have no idea whatsoever how this came into my mind. Actually I do. Well I was watching General Hospital one day, and I imagined this crazy randomness known as Fan Fiction. I'm just writing stuff down, and showing it off to the public domain.

Disclaimer-a-bob: I do not own Naruto, or any of the Television shows mentioned. I DO own the plot. And I own Murashi, Mikomi, and Hidomi, My own characters, as they will be appearing later. Okaaaaay? Okaaaaay.

Uh… I'm not going to stall anymore. Onward Ho!

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It was a lovely day in Konoha. Though poor Shikamaru had to stay inside. His parents decided that they needed a vacation, and being the super-responsible parents that they are, they left Shikamaru. But of course, he was a ninja. He could hold his own, and all that…important stuff. What he couldn't do is this… Keep being alone a secret. 'Well that's whack… I would tell EVERYONE I was alone.' That's what some of you are thinking, right? Well, if Ino gets a hold of the current information, she'll take over his house, and throw a large party. And when his parents unexpectedly/ironically return, he'll be left with the troublesome job of cleaning and taking INO'S blame. But nothing ever works out perfect like that, does it?

Shikamaru was on edge. Choji wanted to raid his pantry, because he actually ran out chips. And Ino wanted to play his State Of The Art video gaming system. He had reluctantly agreed.

And here he is, facing the question he currently feared.

"Hey, where'd your parents go to?"

"Uh…. they… Went to a… Carpet store…? Yeah. My parents think we need a new rug. Yeah."

"'Kay." Ino continued to beat up a defenseless alien, while Shika wiped his forehead.

Shikamaru sat down on his couch, watching Ino play video games.

Meanwhile Choji was in Shika's cabinet looking satisfied after he grabbed some chips. Then realization dawned. He went to far into Shika's cabinet. In short, he's stuck as a lion's head in a pickle jar. Awkward thought, isn't it?

"Ino! Shikamaru! Help me! Please…?" Choji shouted.

But poor Choji was unheard. By now Shikamaru and Ino were in a competitive battle of fictional video game characters.

"DIE!"

"I can't let that happen."

A mechanical voice sounded out. "Player One. Obliterated. You lose. Hah-hah. Player Two wins. Wahoo. (I need a new job.)"

"Ahh! That stupid game is rigged! You cheated! I demand a rematch!" Screamed Ino who kept jumping to conclusions.

"All you have to blame is yourself…accept defeat and don't be troublesome."

"Never! I will never accept…Aiyeeeeeeeeee!"

"Well, you know…Whaaaaaah!"

A big flash engulfed Shika's living room.

"Uh…. Ino…. Shikamaru? You there?"

No answer.

"I'm figuring this out!" Choji yanked himself out of the cabinet, causing random articles of food to fall out.

He walked out of the kitchen, and into Shikamaru's living room. There was no one there. He shrugged and turned on his television. And there was Shikamaru and Ino, looking like positive idiots.

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A/N: Was it bad? Was it good? Did it crash and burn? Tell me! Review!

B-T-C