Disclaimer: I don't own even one thing aside from my OC's. Other than that, Nothing. Nothing at all…damn.

A/N: Here's an idea I had whilst playing the mob talker mob on Minecraft. Thought I would put this here, see if anyone likes it. If people do, then hey, I can make more! This chapter is actually kinda short, since it's really just a prologue sort of thing. So go ahead and read if you like.

Jeff's point of view:

School sucks.

These were my thoughts as my oh-so-generous teacher droned on about…something or other. It was history class, my most tedious and coincidentally last period of the day, until I would be mercifully released from school and allowed passage home. It was but a mere matter of time.

"Hey, Jeff."

My head turned upon hearing my name, to meet the smirking face of my friend, whom everyone just called DJ.

"Yeah, what's up?"

"Are you gonna play Minecraft today?" He questioned.

"I don't know, maybe?" I answered, confused. Why would he need to know? We played the game a lot, but he looked way too…eager. It disconcerted me.

"You should." He said, and went silent, turning to the front of the class.

"Why? Did you do some-"

"Do you have something you would like to say, Jeff?" I cringed upon hearing my teacher's voice, turning back to the front of the class to meet her frowning face.

"No ma'am…" I mumbled, shooting DJ a quick glare as he snickered.

And so I sat there for the next ten minutes, flipping my pen about, thinking about what DJ did. It wouldn't be the first time he did something to my computer…he liked pranks way too much. He probably downloaded some sort of mod to surprise me, and-

My thought process was then unceremoniously and rudely interrupted by the bell, as I quickly gathered my things and made for the door. It would be winter break after this, and I for one did not want to waste even one additional second in this god-forsaken place. It didn't take long for DJ to catch up.

"Looking forward to the break?"

"What did you do to my computer?" I changed the subject, directing a suspicious glare in his direction.

He held up his hands in surrender. "Hey, hey now! No need to get so feisty." He smiled. "I downloaded a mod. Trust me, you'll like it."

"Just like how I was thrilled by the nuke creeper mod?" I questioned. Oh yes, that map had lasted all of two minutes before a massive 34 by 34 chunk hole was born from a single creeper. Fun times…

"You needn't worry! This one is purely beneficial! I swear!" DJ assured me.

"…Alright." I said, relenting. If DJ was one thing, it certainly was not a liar. "So how do you think you did on your exams?"

DJ suddenly paled, losing his smile but immediately bringing up another, clearly forced one. "Um…good…"

"Right…" I awkwardly replied. Time to switch the subject… "So! You gonna join me in Minecraft, then?"

"Yeah! Can't let you have it all the fun to yourself!" He brightened upon the change in subject.

"Cool." I said as we reached the parking lot.

"So, can you give me a ride?" DJ asked.

"You know I can't. My license is still provisional. In a couple of months I can start thinking about carpools."

"Sucks."

"You're telling me. Why not get your own license? Are you too short to reach the pedals?" I asked poking fun he was the shortest of our group of friends.

"Are you a douche bag?" He asked, glaring at me.

"Alright, alright, calm down." I said, motioning to my car. "Either way, I can't drive you."

DJ began to walk away. "Well, can't be helped. Seeya online!"

"Gotcha!" I responded as I waved goodbye. With goodbyes out of the way, I quickly boarded my vehicle and made my way home; all the while my curiosity growing at what mod DJ had thrown in this time. When I finally DID get home, my curiosity was at its peak, and I quickly ran upstairs, into my room, and booted up my computer. It was then I felt my pocket vibrating.

"Hello?" I answered my cell phone.

"Hey! Is your server open?" The unmistakable voice of DJ asked from the other line.

"Yeah, I was gonna start a new map, just give me a minute." I responded. He really was eager. "Open a Skype call while I do this."

"Got it!" He responded, cutting the call.

"Patience is a virtue…but I guess I shouldn't be talking." I said as I opened up the window to type in a map seed. Sure, I could use a random one, but I like to think creativity is among my strong points. "Hm…Let's go with this." I mumbled, typing in a seed. "Begin!" I announced to no one as the loading screen popped up. I closed my eyes and leaned back in my chair as I waited.

'I wonder what mod DJ used this time…' I thought as I sat there.

'Huh…Is it cold in here?' I suddenly felt colder. How strange.

'It feels like there's a bunch of wind whipping against me…'

'Why do I feel weightless?'

'I feel like I'm falling…'

'Did I fall asleep?'

'I could just open my eyes and find out, actually…' And with that thought I did. Unfortunately the only thing waiting to greet me was unconsciousness as I felt impact with what could only be described as the cold hard ground.

DJ's point of view:

"WHY AM I FALLING?! IS THAT THE GROUND?! OH SHIT! IT'S COMING WAY TOO CLOSE! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!"

And with that, DJ's world went black.

Jeff's point of view:

"Ugh…" I mumbled as I slowly woke up. "What a wild drea…what the hell?" I looked around me. Blocks. EVERYWHERE.

"OH MY GOD!" I cringed as someone yelled.

"Hey, what's with all the yelling…DJ? Is that you?"

"Jeff? What-ow-Where are we?"

"It looks like we're in…Minecraft?" I said, hardly believing my words. That or a dream that feels extremely real. One of the two." I elaborated.

"Punch me."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Punch me. If I wake up, it's a dream." He explained. "Now, I know it must be hard to willingly punch a friend, but-" Any further words were silenced by a punch to DJ's face that sent him to the ground. "OW! What the heck?!"

"You told me to punch you…"

"I wasn't ready!"

"Then that's your fault." I said, walking over to a tree. "So if this is Minecraft…" I mumbled, punching the square tree's trunk, until a part of it broke, shrinking into a small cube, which proceeded to float to me and disappear. "Let's see…" I thought of he wood I had just gotten, and lo and behold, it appeared in my hand. "That's kinda cool."

"Why are you so calm?" DJ asked upon walking over, a piece of dirt in his hand, apparently having conducted the same test I did.

"Trust me, I'm freaking out on the inside. But we've been playing Minecraft for a while and know most of the stuff about it." I explained.

"So?" DJ asked.

"So, if we don't make a house skeletons will shoot us, creepers will blow us up, and zombies will eat whatever's left. And we're not even sure we'll respawn. I doubt it, seeing as we're not exactly just a bunch of game code that can be regenerated at the drop of a hat." I continued, looking expectantly at DJ.

"I see your reasoning. Though some of the mobs may not attack us…"

"What? Mobs attack you. That's what they do." I said as I turned to look at DJ after gathering al the wood from a tree. "Why are you grinning?"

"No reason."

"Right…well, we can worry about things like what course of action to take later. For now, let's make sure we live. Here's a sword."

"It's only wood!"

"It's also all we have. I'll get some raw materials like wood. You find the nearest cave and get some cobble, coal, and hopefully some iron." I ordered.

"Give me the tough stuff, huh?" DJ mumbled as he walked away. "Hey...what difficulty is this on?"

I hesitated for a moment. "Um...hard."

"OH WHAT THE DEUCE MAN!" DJ shouted. "As if things weren't going to be difficult enough! And you put it on hard!"

"Hey, how would I know this would happen? I just wanted a challenge!" I argued. "Besides, we can't change it now. We'll just have to cope with it." Dodging Ghasts would be really fun in the future, I could just tell...

"Fine..." DJ agreed. "I'll be back in a while! You better have that wood ready!" DJ shouted as he vanished from sight.

"Better get to work…" I said, relieved to find my iPod in my pocket, so I could at least listen to music so I wouldn't be completely bored.

Andr's point of view:

"This is a great find!" I said to myself as I looked proudly at the block of diamond I found. "I've never been that deep in a cave before, but it paid off!"

"The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again!" I heard a voice…singing?

"Um…hello?" I said, peaking around a tree to see a human breaking a tree…wait, a human?

"And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morning!" The human sang, walking to another tree.

"Excuse me, are you a…human?" I asked. I'd never seen one before…

"Have your sword, armor, and gold!" He continued, ignoring me.

"Hey! It's rude to just ignore someone like that!" I said, walking right behind him.

He began to turn around, the tree mined of all its wood. "So fight, fight, like it's the last, last, night of your li-OH MY GOD!" He suddenly yelled falling back as my ears rung, two small things falling out of his ears.

Jeff's point of view:

"OH MY GOD!" I yelled upon being surprised by a girl in all black with red hair standing behind me. "Who are you? Where did you come from?!" I asked in a startled state.

"I'm an enderwoman! I was trying to get your attention, but you kept ignoring me!"

"Ignoring…? Oh! I just had my earphones in. Sorry." I explained holding up my ear buds. "Wait…did you say you're and enderman?"

"NO! I'm an enderwoman!" She repeated.

"Well…you do look like a girl…" I mumbled, as she blushed.

"Obviously!" She exclaimed.

I sighed, "This is what DJ put in for the mod, isn't it?" I said, shaking my head.

"Who?"

"My friend. He went to go get some materials. My name's Jeff, by the way." I introduced myself. She seemed to brighten up.

"My name is Andr. Nice to meet you!"

"Andr the enderwoman?" I said, eyeing the enderman hat she wore.

"Yep!"

"So...What do you want from me?" I asked. Usually enderman kept to themselves. So, it was only natural that I was confused as to why an enderwoman would want to talk to me. Maybe they were more social or something.

"Well, the truth is that I've never seen a human way out here before. So I was actually curious to see what you were doing. I mean, there are the villagers, but they're not exactly human." She said, "You could also say male enderman are a little more...detestful."

"You mean that if you look at them wrong, they'll attack you?" I questioned, knowing full well the many times I had acidentally glanced at an enderman and he suddenly went on a warpath to kill me.

"That's right." Andr confirmed.

"Hey...is that diamond?" I asked, now noticing the block with diamond speckles.

"Hm? Oh, I found this in a cave." She replied. She noticed my enamored gaze on the block. I heard her sigh. "Do you...want it?" She asked, holding out the valuable block.

"What? Don't you need it?"

"Actually, no. It's just that I like unique blocks and, well...this kind of block is hard to find. You can use it better than I ever could." Andr elaborated, handing me the block.

"Gee, Andr...thanks." I thanked her. I knew full well how difficult it was to fi nd diamond, and this block would definitely help.

She smiled at me. "It's no problem. Be sure to use it wisely. See you later, Jeff." Andr began to walk away.

"Hey, hold on…do you have somewhere to stay?" I asked, thinking about how enderman seemed to simply teleport everywhere.

"Well, no. I really just teleport everywhere, just like any other enderwoman or enderman." She replied with a smile.

"Well then, want to stay with me? Me and DJ were just about to build a house. You can join in, if you want."

She seemed surprised by this. "Wait, you'll let me stay with you?"

"Is that weird? Sorry, it's not like I had anything dirty in mind, I-"

"No, it's not that." She interrupted. "It's just, humans don't generally accept mobs. I've seen that firsthand…" She seemed to have a faraway look in her eyes.

'She must have had bad experiences with humans before…I wouldn't be surprised. Most would kill for an enderpearl.' I thought to myself. "Well, I can't speak for everyone, but you'll be safe with me. I'm sure DJ will be okay with it too." She seemed unsure. "Oh, come on. It's the least I can do after you gave me that diamond block."

"Well…okay. You seem nice enough. And it's kinda cold out here…" Andr accepted, shivering slightly.

"Alright! Now come on, the site for the house is over here." I said, guiding her to a cliff. "I'm thinking we'll build into the mountain." I explained. It was then I noticed my short friend looking over the cliff. "DJ? When did you get back?"

"Oh, hey dude! Just got here myself…oh? Who is this? You prefer the enderwoman, Jeff?" He asked, smirking.

"I can assume this is the mod you were talking about?" I asked.

"Hey, at least it means we can get allies!" He said.

"I'm pretty sure you had something else in mind when you input it into my game."

"Perhaps." DJ responded, waggling a finger while giving a meaningful look to both me and Andr.

"Anyway," I said, shaking my head knowing what he was suggesting, "This is Andr, and she'll be staying with us."

"I can help build." Andr offered.

"Hey, no objections here. Make yourself at home. Well…guess we gotta make a home first." DJ noted.

"Then let's get started." I said, handing Andr some wooden planks. "We need to have this done before sundown."

With that, the trio got to work on the house, hoping it would be finished before sundown.