"Hey Brittany, can you hand me a hairpin?"
"What did you say?"
"A hairpin, please? My head piece isn't in all the way, nor is the cool rocker bun's we are sporting for the National competition."
"Okay, let me get my keys."
"Brittany, the hairpins are on teh other side of you. Why would you need your car keys?"
"Because, I'm going to get you a muffin."
"Brit, I said a hairpin."
"No, you said a muffin."
"And, hey, those are MY keys!"
"I'm going to get you a muffin! So they should be with your car!"
"I didn't bring my car, Brit, I just have my keys with me at all times."
"That's a lie, because your car is a little Bug in a gold shade, and I saw it outside."
"Let me see."
"Hmm...there it is!"
"Brittany, that's a taxi cab."
"Same thing. Now, where can I get you a muffin."
"I said a hairpin Brittany!"
"That's a lie, and I know it."
"Brittany, can I see my keys?"
"Only, if you don't want a muffin."
"Brittany, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FORM ME?"
"Because I'm getting you a muffin! Haha!"
"STOP LAUGHING AND GIVE ME BACK MY CAR KEYS!"
"NEVER! I'M GETTING YOU THAT MUFFIN!"
"I DON'T WANT ONE!"
"Cool."
"How come you made me run down three cases of stairs?"
"Because, I wanted to see how much you wanted that muffin."
"I. Don't. Want. A. Damn. Muffin."
"No need to be PMSing over a muffin Rachel."
"Thanks Brittany."
"Are you mad at me?"
"Some what."
"How can I make it up?"
"Take me upstairs, and get me a h-a-i-r-p-i-n."
"A hairpin? Why didn't you just ask?"
"I did."
"..."
"..."
"Hey, RuPaul, did you get that muffin?"
"Shuddup Santana!"
"Trust me, it was so much worse when I said wine, and she got me a baby pig."
This little dialouge is based off of something that happened to me last night (not so dramatically, but I said hairpin and my friend thought I said muffin). Just a little thing. Thanks for reading!
-Madi