Disclaimer: I do now own Fullmetal Alchemist
Notes: ok people this was written out of bordom, and because after reading my 20th FMA sue fic I felt it was time to make my own… only I'm not serious in the LEAST!!! I did this for laughs. Also I'm NOT this perverted!!! In fact some of this stuff was almost painful to write… so I HAD to put in as much cliché (very enhanced cliché mind you) as I could cram in. I know I can add SO much more (really the possibilities are ENDLESS)
Anyway laugh, enjoy and review :D
----- The Icefirewaterbutterflyprincessandallprettythings Alchemist -----
This story is about the Icefirewaterbutterflyprincessandallprettythings Alchemist, she was very pretty and powerful and had a horrible past and love interest in pretty much everything that met her and this is her story.
For those who want to hear it…
Anyway The Icefirewaterbutterflyprincessandallprettythings Alchemist (who's name is so long that the author just Ctrl Copy's it) became a start alchemist when she was 3 after brining her father back to life. Sadly when she brought him back he slapped her and told her that he wasn't really her father and that her REAL father was King Bradley, then promptly died again. So crying she ran away to central, and after winning the award for cross country running, told the Fuhrer who she was. He welcomed her with open arms and loved her like any good father should.
Btw we ever gave this sweet girl a name… her name was Hannako cuz it sound's Japanese even if everyone in FMA have old English names…this show was made in Japan after all.
So anyway Hannako, now age 6 met Roy Mustang who just entered the military, I believe he was about 16 or so. When the flame Alchemist first layer eyes on our dear Hannako he feel madly in love with her.
"She is the most beautiful creature with the most beautiful name ever"
And to prove his love for her he worked every day to be come the Fuhrer, how it would show his love I'm not sure but then Roy is very impious and much smarter then you or I.
Now that you know a little bit about the background of the Icefirewaterbutterflyprincessandallprettythings Alchemist we shall get to the main plot, if you call it that.
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Edward Elric had just come back from one of his amazing quests to find the Philosophers stone and was now sitting outside Roy Mustang's office. He was waiting because someone else was in there right at the moment, and Ed is a very polite boy and doesn't barge into rooms when they are occupied. Just then the door opened and there stood an angel. Or that's what Edward thought (but in reality it was just Hannako). She was wearing a very tight v necked tank top which showed off plenty of cleavage. Hannako was now 16 or so, and her body was well developed, in fact she was so developed that she was rather disproportionate. Her chest was so big she had a hard time finding a bra that would fit, but her waist was so slim you could probably put our hands around it. Her hips where well formed, not to be but not to small giving her the ultimate hourglass shape. She was also rather short, shorter then Ed by a few inches at least. Anyway after taking in this Barbie body, Edward was drooling a river.
Laughing innocently, Hannako smiled sweetly at the blond boy. She had no idea what was going threw the teen's head, I mean it's not like her closed showed off THAT much of her amazing body. (The Author is still trying to figure out how she stands….).
"Hello Edward Elric, I'm Hannhako the Icefirewaterbutterflyprincessandallprettythings Alchemist. I'm very loved, mostly by men and gay girls, and everyone's heard of me."
Ed looked surprised "That's funny cuz after my 4 years of being in the army I've never heard of you" Hannhako just laughed again sending shivers of pleasure down Ed's back.
"Well you'll have plenty of time to get to known me cuz Roy has asked me to help you in your quest to find the philosophers stone" as she said this she jumped up and down, her Z Cup sized breast's bouncing along with her. Ed's face turned red once again, all this drooling, redness, and possible nose bleeds were making his dizzy. Just then Roy came out.
"I'm glad you two met," Placing a loving hand on Hannhako's shoulder he smiled lovingly "I want you to take good care of her Edward, she's very important to us"
Ed nodded "I'll protect her with my life"
"Hooray Ed's my hero!!" Hannhako cried glomming the blond boy, as she hugged him Ed couldn't help but notice how thin her clothes were… darn her disproportionate body.
So off they went to look for the Philosophers stone… where Al is in all of these I have no idea… poor him I think he fell off the face of the universe.
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Next time:
Hannhako reviles her horrible past!
Ed and Hannhako Snuggle!
Al DOESN'T show up! –cries-
So stay tuned and REVIEW!!!! (They inspire me,)
-Liz