After seeing different anime in the Alice in Wonderland setup, I thought it would be cool to write it with Haikyuu characters. This one will consist of a few chapters, nothing too long. I don't own the characters.
Ahem. Once upon a time there was a young girl name Hinata (oi! I'm a guy!).Okay, fine. He loved to play volleyball and he would spend hours practicing it everyday. He wishes to play on the orange court in Tokyo and win nationals. However, he is hopelessly small for a volleyball player, giving him a disadvantage in the game. But one day, Hinata discovers a world of wonder that changes his life forever.
Hinata hummed to himself as he balanced the ball on his arms, hitting it up and down with his arms pressed together. "Volleyball. Volleyball!" he hummed to himself as the ball started to go higher and higher. As he stepped back, he accidently hit his arms back and it slammed into his face, making him drop it. "Oww…" he groaned as the ball rolled down the hill. He gave chase, his small legs carrying him down the slope until he saw the ball slam into a tree.
As he moved to take it, someone appeared from behind the tree, a pocketwatch in his hand. He had rabbit ears growing from his head and he was dressed in a neat suit, his mouth set in a frown as he picked up the volleyball. "Damn, I'm running late," he muttered as he tucked the ball under his arm and started to walk away. "Oi! That's mine!" Hinata shouted but the rabbit paid no heed to his words, just stepping into the massive hole in the tree.
"Oi! Give back my ball!" Hinata shouted as he chased after him. He stepped into the tree, wondering why on earth the rabbit had done so when he fell into nothingness. Hinata screamed, his cries bouncing off the walls as he fell. Initially everything was dark but a few seconds later, what looked like posters of volleyball players appeared on the walls, some of them in mid motion. "Unexpected defeat of Kageyama Tobio," one of them read, the boy in mid air with his arm swung back. "One of the top three aces in the country from Miyagi!" another read, showing a large guy in a white and purple tracksuit. Hinata gulped as he fell further.
The scenery changed to show a volleyball maniacs haven. The walls were covered with anything related to volleyball including tshirts and jackets. Hinata tried to grab onto one of them but he couldn't reach it, cursing his height. "Little Giant reaches the Orange Court!" a newspaper read as he started to slow down. Soon the bottom appeared and Hinata dropped with a thump, wincing as he stood up. "Ow…" he muttered as he gazed around him. There was nothing around except for a tiny door and a super large table.
"How on earth am I going to get up there?" he moaned as he saw the rabbit moving to the door, having shrunk to an unbelievable tiny size. "I'm so late," he muttered as he slammed the door behind him. Hinata thought he heard the sound of waves coming from the other side. As he glanced around, he saw a tiny bottle with the label "Eat me!" on it. "Eh?" Hinata wondered as he unscrew the cork, pouring the contents into his mouth. He spat out the foul liquid as he felt himself growing larger.
"Eh?! I'm getting taller!" he shouted as he whooped with joy but his joy soon faded when he realized he was growing too much. "Oi! Stop growing!" he shouted as his head banged against the ceiling, threatening to crush him. "Man…" he groaned as he spotted a key on the table. "Oh, is this it?" he muttered as he took it and put it into the lock on the door. It clicked and swung open and Hinata yelled with joy.
"Okay. Now how to make myself small again," he mumbled when he caught sight of a pork cutlet bowl on the table. "Oh! Yummy!' he shouted as he grabbed it, eating it. But what he didn't realize was it said, "Don't eat too much or you will risk a stomach ache." He finished it in a few seconds and sighed with satisfaction as he did so. "Ah! So good!" he smiled as he suddenly felt himself shrink. He cried out as he shrank smaller and smaller until he could finally reach the door.
"Yay!" he shouted and was about to reach the door when he felt his stomach growling. "Oh… I think I ate too much…" he muttered as he caught sight of a door labeled toilet nearby. "Thank goodness!" he shouted as he ran to the toilet, releasing everything with a sigh of relief. However, as he flushed the toilet, the whole place rocked as the sound of a flush filled the room. "Uh oh," Hinata groaned as water slammed into him, carrying him underwater.
"Gwah!" he cried out as he started to sink, wondering how to get out of the sticky mess. The water carried him through the door and into a large ocean, schools of bright coloured fish who seemed to be sporting volleyball shirts swam past. "Pretty!" he shouted before clamping his mouth, precious air escaping from his lips. "I can't die here… I need to play volleyball and go to the orange court!" he thought to himself as his mind started to swim. Before he passed out, he felt a hand grabbing onto his shirt and pulling him to the surface.
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Hinata opened his eyes to find himself on sand. He sat up quickly, looking around wildly. "Hey, easy. You're safe," a guy in a bird suit said, his hands on his lap. He handed Hinata some type of drink, which he looked at a bit reluctantly. He had enough with weird food since he came to this weird place. "Don't worry. Its not poison," he said and Hinata took it, downing it in one gulp. "Wah! Its so nice!" he smiled as the guy grinned. "What are you doing out here anyway?" the guy asked him.
"Uh, I was playing volleyball and this rabbit guy took the ball away from him so I chased him here. Uh, where exactly is here?" Hinata asked. "Oh, don't you know? You're in Wonderland," the guy said and Hinata's eyes widened. "Wahh! So cool!" he said as the guy took out his hand. "I'm Yamaguchi the dodo by the way. Pleased to meet you," he said as Hinata took his hand. "I'm Hinata, Alice," he said as Yamaguchi cocked his head. "Uh, so are you a guy or a girl?" he asked. "I'm a guy of course!" Hinata shouted as Yamaguchi grinned.
"Oh. Then why are you wearing a dress?" he grinned as he tried to stifle his laughter. "Uh… I'm just trying to play the role of Alice!" he shouted as Yamaguchi broke into laughter, clutching his sides. "Oi! Have you seen the rabbit?" Hinata snapped as Yamaguchi wiped his eyes, his face red from laughing too much. "Oh… ahhh… he passed by not too long ago. I think he went that way," he said as he pointed towards the direction of a brick red path. "Thanks!" Hinata said as he got up, running to the path. "Oh, I would be careful if I were you. I heard that place is crawling with giants. Not safe for a little girl like you," Yamaguchi said before bursting into laughter again."For the last time, I'm not a girl!" Hinata shouted as he ducked into the jungle.
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Hinata walked for a while, his legs aching from wearing the too tight stockings. "How much further…' he groaned as his stomach growled. "Oh man… I don't have any food with me…" he muttered as he heard the sound of bushes moving. "Who's there?!" he shouted, his hands in front of him in a ninja pose he copied from Naruto. "Ekk!" someone shouted as they tumbled out of the bushes. As the culprit looked up, Hinata breathed a sigh of relief when he realized it was a girl.
"Oh, sorry for scaring you," he said as she shrieked again. "Don't worry. I'm not going to harm you," he said as the girl glanced at him. "Uh… why is a guy wearing a frilly dress?" she asked as he blushed. "I'm just trying to play the role of Alice!" he shouted as she got up. "Sorry for the bad entrance but I'm Yachi," she said as she held out a hand. "I'm Hinata," he said as they shook hands. Yachi was dressed in a safari get up and even had a gun on her shoulder. Her eyes darted left and right as though she was expecting something or someone to appear.
"What are you doing dressed up like this?" he asked. "Oh I was supposed to look for someone but I'm afraid to go in there," she whispered as she pointed at a signboard with the words. "Titan Jungle" painted in white. "Oh! Titan Jungle! What's that?" Hinata asked as she blurted, "How could you not know?! It's full of huge people and they're all so scary! Oh, why did he have to go in there?!" She put her hands on her head, her eyes turning into circles. "Uh, I can help you find him," Hinata offered as her eyes went bright. "Oh really? But are you sure you're okay? I mean, you are pretty small…" she pointed out as his ears turned red. "My courage is bigger than my size!" he shouted as he grabbed her wrist, pulling her after him. "Come! Let's go find your friend!" he shouted as Yachi squeaked with terror.
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They walked in silence for a while, Yachi's hands on her gun. "Its too quiet," she muttered as they walked. "Is that a good or bad thing?" Hinata asked just as the sound of trees crashing filled the air. "Uh what's that?" Hinata asked as a head peeked from the tree tops, staring at them. "Ah! Titan!" she shrieked as she ran straight for the head. "Oi! Why are you running there for?!" Hinata yelled as he chased after her to come to a large court filled with tall people. All of them ranged from 175 to maybe even 200cm and Hinata gulped, feeling inferior due to his own size.
"Hey kid. You lost?" one of them sneered as he gulped. "Aww, he looks so cute in a dress," his friend grinned as he reached for him. "Don't touch me!" Hinata shouted as he started to run. "Oh! The little guy can run! Hey, Gora! Wanna chase him?" the guy with the pink vest shouted at his dark counterpart. "Too lazy. Continue to spike please," he said as his friend groaned. Hinata sped away, weaving between the large bodies of volleyball players, all of whom were busy practicing their spikes and serves. He squeaked as a fast serve came at him, nearly knocking him in the face.
"Oh, sorry little guy!" a grey hair guy shouted as Hinata shouted at him. "Oi! I'm not that little!" he shouted as he heard a cry. Yachi was surrounded by guys, all of whom had looks of concern on their faces but due to their size, they were freaking her out. "Hey, you looking for someone miss?" Gora from earlier asked. "Uh… uh… yeah…" she mumbled as his friend moved over. "Oh, what does he look like? You got a name?" he asked and she shrieked in fear, her eyeballs rotating 360 degrees in their sockets.
"Oi, guys! Leave her be!" one of the guys from nearby shouted as he jogged over. Hinata squealed as he stared at him. He had long hair tied back in a bun and had a beard and moustache. What was an old guy like him doing here playing volleyball with high school kids? "Oh! Thank goodness, Asahi-san!" Yachi gasped as he came over. "You okay?" he asked as she gulped, clearly still in shock. "I hope you haven't forgotten what today is," she said as he looked at the letter she gave him. "Oh man! Daichi is going to kill me!" he shouted as he ran off, leaving dust in his wake.
"Oi! Wait up!" Yachi shouted as she chased after him. "Oh, thanks Hinata-kun!" she called as she tried to catch up with Asahi. "Hey, shrimpy. Want to play with me for a bit?" the grey haired guy asked, his cat-like eyes staring at him. "Oi, my name is Hinata," he groaned as the guy laughed. "Oh, sorry! I'm Lev," he said as he shook hands with Hinata. The guy had to be over 190cm tall and he was still growing. Hinata felt so jealous about his height.
"Say, have you seen a rabbit pass around here?" Hinata asked. "Oh, that guy? I think he went into the Wonderland Forest," Lev said as he pointed as a path branching off into a thicket of trees. "Oh! Thanks, Lev!" he said as he ran to the path. "Oi, Hinata! Spike with me someday!" Lev called as Hinata waved, running into the forest. "Okay! Let's go find a rabbit!" he sang as he ducked into the dark trees.
Hope you guys enjoyed this! Next chapter should be out in a few days!
All comments are welcomed!
