Ok you me will make you shake your head and pity me. Either way, sit back against the ceiling, grab a bag of low fat squirrel chips, and enjoy. PS I am not responsible for any injuries you may receive while reading this story. Ive been sued enough for one day. Also /I don't own anything that is obviously not owned by me.
guys. Here's a story full of crazy people doing crazy things. Some of these chapters will make you laugh, so
It was your average day in the Mushroom kingdom. Daisy was crawling down the street singing a song she made up on the spot. "I'm Daisy, which rhymes with crazy, but im also lazy, and Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Sushi makes me die. Oompa pa oompa pa poompapa poo." Some random shy guys applauded loudly but was hit by a tuba that was speaking cat. "Meow meow meow!" it said. That translates to "woof woof woof'. Then Bowser fell off a flying turkey. He ran up to Daisy and began to shake her by her ears.
"Daisy, which way to the awesome turtle convention? I'm supposed to open for the Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles today!" Bowser screamed. Then he blew up into confetti. Wario farted, causing bowser's confetti parts to regroup into a walrus. "I'm loving it!" the walrus said singing the McDonald's theme song. Suddenly Ronald McDonald appeared out of thin air and slapped the walrus. 'Hey man, don't jack my slogan, yo!' then he melted into a clowny puddle. A deer came along and began to drink from the clowny puddle. Then the deer screamed as Princess Peach fell out of an airplane. The deer totally wazzed out, changing shaped until it decided on one that it liked. It was Princess Bubblegum from Adventure time. "Where am I? This isn't the candy kingdom!" she said, confused.
"That's right it's not. There's not room for two princesses in this town!" Princess Peach yelled, taking off her gloves. Daisy tapped her on the shoulder. "Actually, sir, I'm a princess." Peach threw a Neopet at her. "OMG guh, I love your dress." Peach said to Bubblegum. "OMG do you like, totally wanna go to the mall?" Bubblegum asked. "YES!" said Peach. Then Princess Bubblegum got on Lady Rainicorn and blasted off towards the mall. Peach wanted to blast off on a rainbowy thing too, so she kidnapped Nyan Cat. "Nyanyanyan!" it protested, getting that song stuck in all of our heads. Then Peach blasted off on Nyan /cat. Daisy was very jeleous of her bff's new bff. She had to enlist the help of someone helpful. Spongebob…
To be continued…