Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or the people in it, but I can dream.
Jaspers POV
It was any other day: cold, wet, rainy. Just my kind of day. Could freely walk down the street without fear of showing what I really was. A freak of nature, some would say. Demon, yes, I have been called that once upon a time I believe. I am a vampire. Not a particularly good one to be around seeing as I was still getting used to my family's way of life. For this reason I stay rather far away whenever Bella comes over to visit. I can't stand her. The sight of her with my brother, who is empty minded to believe every word she says, the smell of her pure human blood- I shake my head and continued. The sudden emotions coming through me was enough to make me want to skip around. Great, there could only be one person, should I say vampire, who would be this insanely happy. Alice. What was the small pixie up to this time? She hates when I call her Tinkerbell, pixie, anything that in anyway offends her height.
"Well, might as well go into the house now, if I don't it will get worse. Somebody has to stop her." I headed inside laughing at the thought of anyone stopping her. She might be short, but that didn't mean that we questioned if she was related to mighty mouse. No she don't like that one either. I walked into the house to be showered in pink.
'Happy birthday Bella," she sang, then realized it was me. " Sorry Jasper. Anyway, pink sparkles look good on you!"
I couldn't believe this. Pink sparkles, apparently I turned into Bella overnight, and sure enough Edward was laughing his head off. He didn't think to warn me and he was laughing. Hey Edward, better hope I don't tell Alice about Bella managing to get you to wear a pink suit. This made him narrow his eyes at me. "You have no proof of nothing!" He growled at me.
"Ooh..proof of what?" Alice poked her head around the corner to watch us suspiciously. "If you have in any way ruined the party I have planned-by the way Edward, go pick her up. Be rather slow, but not to much. This will be perfect do you hear me Jasper Witlock?"
There was the resemblance to mighty mouse. Seeing as she was still waiting for an answer, I hurried upstairs with a quick, "Yes Alice." As I headed upstairs I heard Alice returning to the kitchen with a sigh of satisfaction. Waiting until I knew it was safe, I turned to Edward. Proof? I have that. A few pictures were taken, hope they don't fall into the wrong hands- or even worse, paws.
I ran upstairs before he had a chance to digest this information. Once upstairs my gloom set back in. I may not be Alice, but I knew this was going to end badly. Of course it would, it involved Bella.