It began on that faithful rainy afternoon, not a kind of particular day to have a tornado, but yeah it was a tornado to say the least. Any way's my name is MJ, It's short for Mary Jane Watson; but no one ever calls me by my whole name… or else something bad would happen, I cannot explain why it happens it just does… it's just my luck, and it's running out.

I cannot explain why I was named after the lady in spider man, nor would I want to… all I can say is this when I was 11 months old, I was left on the counter of my parents house, right next to the chocolate pudding, that's right… right next to the stuff that would first make me hyper then Angry every time I ate it… I swore I would never eat that stuff again... when my aunt and uncle found me I was covered in chocolate. I had accidentally spilled the bowl all over me, in attempt to throw it in on the floor; earlier my parents had fled in a hurry to go get super market, or should I say Costco, I sat there motionless as if waiting for their return, but they never came back, I didn't cry, I didn't know how to cry…

I wasn't a heavy child, nor am I now, I'm truly at medium velocity I am almost 21 but yet I am still 20. I live with my aunt and uncle in 'Lyons Kansas.'

I have a job at the library; or should I say had a job... no one seems to understand that I can read hundreds of books, and still remember what there about and who the characters are. (well that job FAILED)

let's see I've tried every shop in town for a job, no one wants me as their employee. except yawn the diner...

Wow... um... sigh yeah... no one seems to be as smart as me I can't take it anymore...!!!

I walked down the narrow path my aunt and uncle's small house in the middle of 'no-where-ville' gasp figures, where else would a couple of lazy writers live there life... KANSAS!

of caurse my aunt kept to her journaling most of the time, she kept looking up out the window, every time the wind blew, and today was one of those day's she had been;

because, man! the winds sure blowing in my face... (the clouds darken and lighning strikes, and the wind blows stronger than ever before)

"great..." I mumbled "Now I bet A tornado's coming, just like in the mini series! about some place called the O.Z. and the TinMan and some girl called DJ...? DG!that's right DG! what was that show, hmmm... ahh! well! I guess... hey wait Why am I Talking about that after take on the wizarding on the wizard of OZ...? (a tornado starts whirling toward Lyon city) and just as I start talking about that TinMan mini series, things just had to get worse...!!!!!!! oh Crap!!!!!!!

I proped the door open, running all over the house looking for them.

"aunt uraine! uncle dan! where are you "

There was no answer. I guessed they had taken shelter, but I had no Idea they had sinister plans of their own...

TO BE CONTINUED - on chapter 2 (life and it's down falls of stupid... stupidness)