I have no idea how this happened.

I was just thinking about how Adam is still in Hell. I mean, what's going on down there? Is he drinking plenty of water? Is he taking his vitamins? Does he have plenty of fiber in his diet?

And then suddenly this was written.

I really don't know.

I do not own Supernatural, Harlem Shake, Gangnam Style, Kidz Bop, or Hell.

Adam was so done.

Done with Lucifer, done with Michael, done with Hell, and definitely done with the game of Go Fish they were playing.

"Do you have any six's?" Michael asked.

Lucifer smirked. "I have three." Suddenly, a drum set came up to Lucifer and Lucifer pulled drum sticks out of nowhere and played a buh dum tss.

Michael sighed and rolled his eyes. "Lucifer, that is the tenth time you have done that lame pun today. Where did you even get that drum set?"

"I'm Lucifer, where don't I get this drum?"

"That does not even make se-"

Adam slammed his fist on the table. "OH MY GOD, ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS ARGUE."

"Adam, do not use my Father's name in vain." Michael said, giving Adam a bitchface to rival Sam Winchester.

"Please, if God cared enough he'd come down here and smite me himself."

"Kid's got a point, Michael," Lucifer said. "I mean, we're in Hell. There are no 'rules' to follow to get upstairs."

"There isn't any WiFi either." Adam grumbled. "I thought Hell had WiFi?"

"Oh, yeah, no, there is WiFi, but it's locked and no one has the password."

Adam sighed. "Great, so I'm stuck in Hell with no WiFi and two archangel brothers that only argue and play Go Fish."

"We don't only play Go Fish. We do other stuff too."

"Yes, like watch you try to dance to children singing the song that is a combination of the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style," Michael said, rolling his eyes.

"Hey! Don't diss my music!" Lucifer folded his arms over his chest. "The cover that Kidz Bop did of the mashup of Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style was the best thing that ever happened in the history of things."

"And our Father creating Earth and all of the things in it in seven days was not?"

Lucifer scowled at Michael. "Bite me."

"You are only mad because Father liked me better."

"Why you little-" Lucifer took off big hoop earrings that he was suddenly wearing and gave them to Adam. "Adam, hold my earrings, I'm about to cut a bitch."

Lucifer leaped at Michael, pulled a shank out of his pocket and tried to stab him with it. This lead to Michael and Lucifer wrestling and yelling on the floor and various demons surrounding them yelling "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Adam held the hoop earrings, wondering where Lucifer got them in the first place and when he got his ears pierced. He sighed. How is this my life? he thought. Adam didn't know much about how he ended up as Michael's vessel, and then eventually in Hell, but he knew one thing for certain.

If I ever get out of here, I'm going to kill the Winchesters.