GaaSaku

An Air Cadet camp, A wild game of truth or dare, smuggled alcho pops and drunken Flight Sergeants. Who'd of thought it would result in an unlikely love match?

Disclaimer: Unfortunately I Don't Own Naruto (Do I look like a Japanese dude?) But I do own some even more scandalous experiences at the camp I'm writing about.


Chapter one – Truth or Dare?

"Ok Sakura your go truth or dare?" Squealed Ino as she ran through the billet door with a pink face and a guilty smile.

"Oh so Shikamaru took the whole "Briefs or boxers" pretty well then" Ten Ten cackled and was immediately hit around the head with Inos Parade shoe.

"God Ino you idiot they'll be scuffed for drill tomorrow now!!" Hinata laughed whilst giggling at Inos panic as she retrieved the shoe from the floor and desperately tried to rub the scratch out.

"Oh shut up or I'll throw it at you too" Ino muttered her eyes narrowing as Hinatas face turned red through her giggle fit.

"Oh wait Ino, I almost forgot was it Briefs or Boxers?" Sakura cackled as Inos face went bright pink

"Boxers" She squealed, "Do you want to know how I know?"

"Not really!" Sakura replied poking Ino in her stomach

"Really?" Ten Ten asked

"No! Go on girl spill" Sakura cried as all the girls gathered closer to Ino hoping to here a tale of total embarrassment.

"He answered the billet door in them!" Ino Laughed as 4 eager faces cracked into evil grins at her answer.

"Interesting . . . was it a nice sight?" purred Temari rolling over on her bed and resting casually on her hands, beady eyes fixed on her blonde haired friend. Ino blushed even deeper before laughing and replying, "Pretty nice . . . shame the boxers were bright Barbie pink!"

Sakura and Ten Tens mouths hit the floor

"Wow tomorrows MSTs (Military Skills training … its total HELL!) will definitely be interesting wont it" Ten Ten laughed, taking a swig of WKD and throwing a spare to Ino.

"Well you know the rules you do a dare you get a bottle you tell a truth you get a swig!" She said as Ino un-screwed the lid and gulped down the liquid making her face go even redder.

"Right Sakuras turn and if you choose another truth I'll hit you with my other parade shoe!" Ino cackled turning towards Sakura with her shoe at the ready.

"Fine "Dare" and it better be a good one I need alcohol!" Sakura laughed one eye still on the parade shoe (steel plated heels were not a nice thing to be threatened with!).

"Ok Jump in that closet and cover your ears we need to think up the perfectest dare" Ten-Ten slurred downing her 3rd WKD and hiding the bottle inside her suitcase.

"Sure just don't get me making out with anyone in the drying room like your dare with Neji!" Sakura muttered as she clambered into the wardrobe stuffing her fingers in her ears.

"Ok any ideas?" asked Hinata dangling her skinny legs over the side of her bunk as she started to paint her toenails a dark midnight purple. "Cos you know we have to make it the best yet her truths were really dull" She added before glancing around the room at her friends.

"Very true" Ino laughed taking a small sip from her bottle as she thought about a good dare for her pink haired corporal friend.

"Oh I have part of a dare!" Shrieked Ten Ten "She has to go to the guys over on the other side of the base you know past the guard station! Those warrant officers are always on the alert she'll probably get caught!" she grinned evilly at her master plan.

"Ooh there's an idea!" Ino laughed "But what guys are over there? Whose in billet 25?"

"Ooh Ooh! I know I know! Oh Dear god I've got it! I've got it!!" Temari shrieked catching them by surprise.

"And . . .? " Ino asked egging her on

"My Brother he's in that billet you know the red headed corporal in D Flight!" she added grinning at her stroke of genius.

"Aww lucky Sakura that guys sooo . . ." Ino stopped mid sentence as she caught sight of Temaris face "Good at being a cadet" She mumbled weakly

Temari sighed. "Should be used to that by now after all we have fan girls hanging outside our house 24/7 . . . stupid blind twerps" she thought.

"Ok so she has to go over to Billet 25 to get . . ." Ten Ten raised her eyes at Temari as she enquired the name of the mystery handsome red head.
"Gaara" Temari said as she tried to get the last drop of cider from her can.

" . . . right Gaara what does she have to do?" Ten Ten finished.

"Kiss him!" Ino squealed "Go on she has to get him into the drying room and kiss him!"

"Aww my little brothers first kiss" Cackled Temari as she cracked open her 5th can of cider.

"Woa seriously this is gonna be so great!" Hinata said giggling so hard she almost fell off her bunk.

"Ok so we're all in agreement? Hey can we go with her to the billet? I think Sasuke and Naruto are there to! Right Hinata?" Ino asked the raven-haired girl as she clawed her way back up onto her mattress instead of falling in a heap on the floor.

Hinata blushed at Narutos name

"Y-y-yeah they are!" She squeaked.

"All agreed? Sakura has to get Gaara in the dry room, and Hinata and Ino are going too to have their wicked way with the other guys! Everyone wins!" Ten Ten summarised as Ino and Hinata threw their army boots at her head.

"OWW!"

"All agreed??" Temari sighed getting impatient

"Yeah!" The girls screeched in reply.

"Oh Sakura?"

-5 minutes later-

"NO WAY!!!" Sakura screamed


Damn that was so fun to write! Hope you enjoyed it! I might throw Gaara into the next chapter but I'm still not sure you'll have to see!

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