Disclaimer- I do not own Hellsing or any of it's characters...I -own- nothing. Maybe the plot, but that's about it......

First there were chibis...then cats...now there are.........

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Alucard the Hamster-slayer

By: SilverGlaive

'thoughts'

It was a full moon tonight and Alucard was taking full advantage of it. Plowing his way through the FREAK numbers in a mall. Soon Alucard made his way to the end of the massive building and started to finish his mission.

"Die punk!"

Taking out his jackel he took out the last of the ghouls and started to look for the source of the problem, the FREAK. After looking for a second Alucard found him, hiding in a petstore.

"Heh...I knew you would find me! Time to die Hellsing's pet! You die now!" it screeched. Then rushed right for him. Alucard quickly side stepped and let the FREAK knock over a few things in the cramp little pet shop.

Snicker. "Good bye scum." And with that said, Alucard disintegrated him into a pile of ash with a silver bullet. 'They get easier by the day..pathetic....' Just as he turned around to leave, two fuzzy little creatures ran past him. "Hello there..........Mwuahahahahahahaha!"

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Alucard had just snuck past everyone so far and was entering the underground rooms of the manor.

"Now were to put you two? Hmmmmm.....Heheheh......Stop biting me!"

Alucard made it to his chambers just before dawn. He opened the lid to his coffin. Out of his pocket, he took the two little fuzzy creatures he picked up from the petshop and threw them inside. He then got in himself."Now you can stay here for the day and I can think where to put my two new experiments at later......" chuckled the No Life King. Then with that all said, Alucard went into his coffin for a well earned rest, waking up with a few hundred 'presents' in the morning.

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Well...I have nothin' to say about this story. I thought it would be interesting. R&R folks......Later....