Agent Alabama here, please enjoy my writing. At first I only started writing to fuel my unhealthy habit towards Red vs Blue, but then I thought, why not share it with everyone else? So now you're here reading this.
A/N: I do not own Red vs Blue, it belongs to Rooster Teeth Productions. I am just a huge fan. Please Read ad Review, I would love hear hear feed back and if there is anything that you think should happen of would like to see happen, put it in a review and i'll see if i can make it happen. Also there is a lot more to this, once more people start reading it i'll start adding more.
P.S. I am actually currently working on a much larger story (still Red vs Blue related) and once i think it's ready, i'll add a few chapters of that. Honestly i think it's great.
Please R&R thank you XD
Chapter 1. I Hate This War
"Ha-ha! Got it!' Agent Texas shouted after successfully hitting the flung target.
"Nice shootin' Tex" Tucker commented, readying to throw the next object.
Tex had gotten bored earlier and Tucker really wanted to see something blow up, so the two decided to collaborate together this one time. That is, as long as Tucker agreed to not even utter a certain phrase that annoyed almost everyone in the canyon.
Just as Tucker pulled his arm back and was about to throw the object, Caboose bounded up the ramp to where the two were enjoying themselves.
"What are you doing to Barry Bear!" Caboose demanded, referring to the white stuffed bear in Tucker's hand.
"This thing? We're, uh, practicing, for him to be an astronaut against the evil pirates from Uranus," Tucker made up.
"Nice," Tex said. "Real smooth." She rolled her eyes behind her helmet.
"What are you doing with all my animals!"
"Chill out man. You don't even use them half the time," Tex interjected.
"But-But, I like them. They're pretty, and fluffy, and nice!" Caboose continued to yell.
"Ya unlike Tex here," Tucker joked, laughing.
Tex, however, wasn't. She pointed the sniper rifle at Tucker's head.
"Whoa. Alright, I take it back, here." Tucker threw the Barry Bear far across the canyon for Tex to shoot at it.
Tex aimed her gun at the flying animal and was about to shoot until Caboose jumped on her arm and threw off Tex's shot.
"Nooooo!" Caboose yelled and then started crying.
"Jeeze Caboose, it was only a stuffed animal." Tex knocked the soldier off her arm.
Caboose fell to the ground sulking, and still crying. No matter how hard Tex and Tucker tried to get Caboose to stop, he didn't.
"Ug! I can't take any more crying! Will it make you feel better if I go and get it!" Tex hollered at the blue clad soldier.
"Caboose, stopped crying, looked up with a big goofy smile on his face, and asked, "Would you really do that?"
"If it gets you to stop, then yes. Are you coming Tucker? This is partially your fault."
"Naw, I'm good," Tucker responded.
Tex clutched her gun at the response.
"I mean, I'm good because I'm gonna stay here and watch after Caboose to make sure nothing else upsets him." Tucker squat down the the soldiers level and smiled.
Tex rolled her eyes and jumped off the roof of the base and headed off in the direction of the lost teddy bear. As she walked across the canyon, Tex wondered how she even ended up here, or more importantly, why she stayed.
"God, I hate this war!" Tex shouted. "It's just so pointless! Get over it you guys!" She gestured her hand to the direction of both bases.
Eventually Tex came to the area where she thought the, now aggravating to the thought, stuffed animal, Barry Bear, had landed. She searched all over the area until she came to the entrance to the caves.
Might as well check, Tex thought to herself.
She walked into the cave, her automatic brightness sensitivity lights turning on due to the lack of light. As she wandered farther into the cave she began to doubt her decision to continue. "Why would an inanimate stuffed thing be this far in the cave," she spoke out loud.
Just as she was about to leave, Tex saw something floating in the water in the cave from the corner of her eye. She tuned to look and it was in fact the stupid bear that she was looking for. She waded over in the water to grab the the toy.
As Tex bent over and picked up Caboose's animal she started to think, What would it be doing this far in the cave? I doubt it fell all the way here.
She looked over her shoulder but didn't see anything. She shrugged, set her sniper rifle down next to the large orange rock next to her, tucked the animal under her right arm and with her left took off her helmet.
Before she could finish taking her helmet off, Tex was butted in her back and to her, it felt like a gun.
"I was hoping for a Blue, but a freelancer will do just fine, Agent Texas," appeared a voice from behind her. Tex recognized the voice. Who else had a southern accent but...
"Sarge. Nice to see you've finally been able to hit a girl." Tex straightened up and this time finished taking her helmet off. Her long, light red hair fell down her back and some over her shoulder, her steel colored eyes staring intently at the man with a smirk on her lips.