The Dawn of the Return of the Resurrection of the Uprising
Twas but a normal day when Donatello doth laid down da pain upon Sir Chuck Norris' unattractive dome, in the background Sir Stan Lee doth lost his breath as Sir Batman pulled da entrails of Jason Todd about his neck. Squire Damian held aloft da sword of Sir Lion-O to smite Sir Batman, but Squire Timothy Drake doth kicketh Damian's frontal knobbers.
Meanwhile in the Hall of Justice...
Sir Obi Wan Kenobi paralyzed the 10th Doctor with the force. 10 meters to the left, the Master handed over da monies for dat crystal blue to Sir Walter White. Realizing that he had been ripped off-ith, he threw yonder golden rat with red cheeks (aka Pikachu).
In the backyard the Eye of Sauron stood-ith tall, declaring it's ownership of the world, out of nowhere the Mane Six joined together to shoot a laser of friendship at the Eye of Sauron, however it could not be pulled off because Pinkie Pie got a hard clock to the face by Sir Captain Falcon.
*The camera pans out to Catbug playing with dolls.*
He lifted up Twilight Sparkle, " 'Why would you do that? Now we can't defeat the Eye of Sauron!' Captain Falcon valiantly jumped up to the rescue, but was knocked away by the Atraxi! Slow motion ensues: 'NOOOoooo!' "
Catbug turns to a Lego building "Sherlock is about to fall to his death as Castiel stands by in shock! 'Goodbye, Cas.' He falls! 'Rebeccaaaa!' Woop-woop and the War Doctor saves him in the TARDIS!"
The Winter Soldier jumps onto the car of an unsuspecting citizen. His mask is knocked off by Beckett just as Wolverine looks up, "Bucky?" Before Bucky can respond Sinestro backhanded Spiderman into Wolverine and the invisible jet.
A cow stood in the center of Gotham. Commissioner Gordon was about to arrest it when the Joker riding a pterodactyl swooped down and picked it up. It turned out to be Selina Kyle in a very convincing cow-suit.
The 4th Doctor stood bewildered from being hit in the head by a banana boomerang thrown by Deadpool with the assistance of Sokka. While Star Lord dodged asteroids bullet time style.
In Russia, Toph metalbended the Eiffel Tower around Godzilla, as Napoleon Bonaparte ate french fries with Julius Caesar and Tony Stark, who was too busy flirting with Elsa. "You are never going to get with this," she said as she sauntered into the sunset with Kuzco. Yoda turned to Sir Stark, "Your ego, let it go, you must."
"-and they lived happily ever after, the end," Catbug smiled.
Loki looked up at Catbug, "But what happened to the Eye of Sauron and the ponies?"
"Oh they died," he said.
"What?"
"Yep, Moffat and Whedon killed them."
"I'm sorry, who?"
Catbug stopped. "No one," he said ominously.
*The screen fades to black.*
Thought of by a friend of mine who is a self proclaimed "Pro Bronie". This is in no way to be taken seriously.