iCarly Answers Questions and Does Dares
This is my Q & A fic! And Rocky, my "assistant" is this really wimpy guy who wears leather jackets and spiky hair, but the moment you poke him with a led pencil, he's like "No no don't hurt me! Aah!" Lol.
CAST LIST: Melanie, Freddie,Lewbert, Mrs. Benson, Griffin, Mandy, Gibby, Spencer, Sam, Carly, and any guest stars you want to come on like Shelby Marx.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the questions people ask or iCarly, so QUIT BUGGING ME!
Me: Hey, I'm the host of today's Question and Answer! And my name is Me! Just kidding! I won't tell you my name!
Rocky: Hey ladies, I'm Rocky her totally hot assistant!
Me: (pokes Rocky on the arm really hard with led pencil.)
Rocky: AAH!
Me: Okay, that's established. Now, I give you my co-host, Friend!
Friend: Hi, my name is Friend! NOT.
Rocky: (chuckles)
Friend: (hits Rocky with ruler REALLY hard)
Rocky: OW!
Carly: Let's just get on with this, okay?
Sam: (chews on fried chicken very loudly)
Me: Rocky, take away her fried chicken! On the double!
Rocky: No!
Friend: (Hits Rocky with ruler)
Rocky: OKAY! (Walks over to Sam)
Sam: (Tackles Rocky and flings him out the door)
Me and Friend: (claps)
Spencer: Like my socks?
Mrs. Benson: Don't show the children your stinky socks!
Mandy: (Grabs Spencer socks and starts sell them for $10.00
Hobo out on the street: (Grabs socks and runs away)
Mandy: HEY! (Chases hobo)
Me: Okay while Mandy chases the psycho hobo, let's answer some questions or dares.
Melanie: Don't we get them next chapter?
Freddie: Yeah, this chapter's the introduction!
Me: I thought of that already. Friend, explain.
Friend: Well Me here is going to go and read some questions or dares she got from other Question and Dare fanfics.
Gibby: What are fanfics?
Lewbert: I DESERVE TO KNPW
Me: Uh, I prefer not to say, you'd get freaked out and call some bodyguards.
Spencer: Oh, okay.
Griffin: How can you be that calm for that? You freaked out when I was dating Carly.
Carly: DON'T SPEAK OF IT!
Me: Rocky, go get me some lie detectors.
Rocky and the iCarly people: Huh?
Me: Yes, I'll be hooking you up to some portable lie detectors. Just for truth reasons. Okay, dare number one Friend read it!
Friend: (whistles) Sam and Freddie kiss for a minute and say how it feels.
Sam and Freddie: WHAT?
Mrs. Benson: I will not allow for my Freddie to kiss that juvenile delinquent!
Me: SECURITY!
Security: (Takes Mrs. Benson out of the room)
Mrs. Benson: I have rights!
Friend and Me: Okay Sam, Freddie kiss!
Sam and Freddie: NO!
Rocky: (Takes out Taser and waves it)
Me: I taught you well.
Sam and Freddie: (Kiss)
Everyone: Waits one minute.
Timer: Bring! Bring!
Me: Okay! You're minute's up and the lie detectors are hooked up to that large plasma screen TV over there so we can see if your lying or not.
Friend: So how'd you like it?
Sam: It was horrible.
TV: LIAR!
Me: Oh yeah, I also programmed it to do that.
Sam: Okay um, it was nice.
TV: ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
iCarly people: Huh?
Me: Yeah, Abraham Lincoln doesn't tell lies so I made the TV do that if you're telling the truth!
Freddie: Well, it was okay…
TV: LIAR! LIAR!
Freddie: It was awesome!
TV: ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
Griffin: That's kind of getting annoying.
Lewbert: I demand that it be shut off!
Me: Security!
Security: (Takes Lewbert to the room Mrs. Benson's in)
Me: Lewbert will not be back ever, it was a mistake putting him in here!
Carly: You got that right!
Everyone: (claps)
Me: But unfortunately, Mrs. Benson will be here until she does anything serious like gives Freddie a tick bath WHILE this is going on.
Everyone but Me: EWW!
Me: I know, right?
Friend: Okay next!
Me: Um… I forgot what's next.
Sam and Freddie: Whew!
Me: No wait I didn't! Sam and Freddie hold hands for the rest of this chapter.
Sam and Freddie: AWW!
Friend: Well too bad!
Me: Rocky, go install shocking devices on the lie detectors.
iCarly people: WHAT?
Rocky: Okay! (Runs to first lie detector then programs, same with others)
Friend: Next is Sam and Freddie do you like each other? Remember the lie detectors shock you!
Sam: No.
Lie Detector: (Shocks!)
Sam: Maybe.
Lie Detector: (Shocks!)
Sam: YES!
Freddie: Yeah.
Me: How cute!
Friend: I got it on video!
Sam and Freddie: WHAT?
Me: (Takes out Taser) Stand back! I have the Force!
Friend: She has never watched Star Wars before in her life!
Freddie: You mean Galaxy Wars.
Me: No she means Star Wars now shoo! (Swats Freddie with fly swatter)
iCarly people: (Runs off to homes)
Friend: Until next time!
Me, Rocky, and Friend: Bye!
Remember, you can submit dares for Me, Friend, Rocky, or Security too! Plus you can add certain conditions like "No lie detectors, but don't let them know that they aren't hooked up" or something like that.
Dares for "Me" Example: Me, I dare you to swim underwater with Freddie and kiss, and then ask Sam (with lie detector) if she was jealous.
Question for "Me" Example: Me, have you ever wanted to date Freddie?
BUT NOTHING DANGEROUS THAT COULD GET ME SECURITY OR FRIEND HURT! Rocky and the iCarly people are okay.
And if you don't put lie detector or no lie detector on your dare/question, it will automatically be lie detector.
ADIOS, GirlWithTheAwesomeAvatar