Hi. I thought this would be funny to write, considering how much they need it!
"Remind me again why we're doing this." Vegeta asked Goku.
"Because Bulma and Chi-Chi said we have issues, and if we didn't see this psychologist to fix them, they wouldn't feed us for a year." Goku said as they sat in the waiting room.
"Mr. Briefs and Son, the therapist is waiting for you." The secretary said.
Goku and Vegeta got up and went into the office.
"Hello you 2! I'm Dan, your psychologist." The man inside said.
"Hi! I'm Goku, and this is Vegeta." Goku said.
"Ok. So, what's the problem?" Dan asked as he clicked his pen.
"Our wives say we have issues." Vegeta said.
"Like?" Dan asked.
"My wife says I am obsessed with beating Goku here in a fight, I live in my training room, and I never show any support for my family." Vegeta said.
"And you?" Dan asked Goku.
"My wife says that I'm never around, and I never try to get money to support my family, just so I can go train." Goku said.
"Okayyy. So Vegeta, how long have you been obsessed with beating Goku in a fight?" Dan asked Vegeta.
"About… 10 years." Vegeta said.
"I see." Dan said as he wrote down some notes.
"So Goku, what happened exactly?" Dan asked.
"Ummm, Vegeta was hurting some of my friends, so I got into a fight with him and he lost. He left swearing to come back someday and beat me." Goku said while scratching his head.
"Ok. So, did you 2 ever have a rematch?" Dan asked.
"Yes." Vegeta said.
"Who won?" Dan asked.
"I knocked him out cold." Vegeta said.
"So, what's the problem?" Dan asked.
"I found out he was holding back! AARRRGGHHHH! THAT DROVE ME INSANE!" Vegeta yelled, causing a glass picture to break.
"Sorry." Goku said.
"I'll just add it to the bill." Dan said as he wrote some more notes.
"So Goku, why would your wife say that you never support your family?" Dan asked.
"I don't know. She is always yelling at me to get a job, but I'm not good at much except fighting and eating." Goku said.
"So, how are you, financially?" Dan asked.
"Well, Chi-Chi's dad is the Ox-King, so we are good there. He always has money!" Goku said.
"And you?" Dan asked Vegeta.
"My wife runs Capsule Corp. Why would I need to get a job?" Vegeta said with a shrug.
"Okay. So, how are you doing with your loved ones?" Dan asked.
"Well, I take my son, Trunks, into my training room a lot." Vegeta said.
"I see. Do you do any other activities together, such as fishing?" Dan asked.
"No. Why the hell would I waste my time catching fish when I can be training to be stronger than Goku?" Vegeta said
"I see. How about you, Goku?"
"Well, both my sons love me." Goku said.
"Shut up! You didn't even know you had a second son until the World Martial Arts Tournament!" Vegeta yelled.
"At least I took Gohan fishing and actually HELD him when he was a baby! Goku yelled back.
"WHY YOU!" Vegeta yelled.
"THAT DOES IT! RRRAAAHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he tacked Goku.
Later…
"Hey you 2, how did it go?" Bulma asked.
"Well, first he broke down crying. Then he asked us never to come back." Goku said as he scratched his head.
"AAARRRGGGHHHHH! YOU 2 ARE IMPOSSIBLE!" Chi-Chi yelled.