Gwen stormed angrily up to the door of Jack's office. She was huffing, and puffing, and her led feet seemed like they could, if she tried, knock the Hub down. Her hand was three centimeters from the door know when Owen snorted.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you. Quite the visual." He glanced at Tosh, who gave an almost out of character giggle. Owen seemed pleased with himself. Gwen pouted, "Look you don't understand, today when I got to my desk I found a –"

"A list of bogus chores? Yeah. Jack wanted to keep us busy today. He's fucking someone in there. Needed some time." Gwen's mouth moved like a choking goldfish. "He's not… He was… he wouldn't do that."

"Like hell he would. He does it all the time. We wouldn't be standing here if the moron didn't forget it was paycheck day." Owen nodded. Tosh smiled and continued, "Well, it is his home, too…" Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Look, we would have seen someone come in. It's not like he would-"Owen rolled his eyes as Gwen ranted. "Gwen, who is not here?" Gwen looked about, and shook her head."No, come on, guys, Ianto wouldn't-"She was cut off by the boy's moan.