Disclaimer: We don't own Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, it belongs to CAPCOM. Shame really. Oh well.
Author's Note: This is linked to the first chapter of our story 'Turnabout Differences', but it does work as a standalone story. Oh, and the bit in italics at the beginning is a flashback, and stuff like 'this' is a character's thoughts... (Rollieo 122) And this was written because I was on a bit of a caffeine high myself... (Arty Thrip)
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Caffeine Highs and Prosecutor's Underwear
"Please help, Miles… Nick's gone really strange… I think there's something wrong with him…" Maya shrieked on the phone.
"Alright, Maya, I'm on my way…" Miles replied, trying to stop the ringing in his ears.
… This was how Miles found himself walking briskly towards the Wright & Co Law offices, wondering what the heck was wrong with Phoenix.
He soon found out, though, as he entered the office lobby and found a pile of empty cans of an energy drink on the floor, flowing out of the bin. 'So this is what's wrong with Wright… It's a caffeine high…' Miles thought. 'I wonder how many of those cans he drunk…'
Miles arrived in the doorway and waved at Maya, who was trying in vain to get some sense out of Phoenix (like how many cans of the stuff he'd actually drunk). Maya noticed Miles and looked back at Phoenix in horror as he proclaimed happily "You know that Miles Edgeworth? I've seen him in his underwear..!"
Miles' cheeks went practically the same colour as his suit. "Thanks for that, Wright…"
As soon as he heard Miles' voice, Phoenix froze, blushing furiously, before running away. Miles followed him, both ignoring Maya's cry of "Wheeeen? What did he look liiiiiike?? Niiiiick? Niiiiick! Miiiiiiiilesssss! Telllll meeeeeeee! Niiiiick! You both owe me burgers for thiiiissss!!"