My name is Link, Hero of Winds, and bearer of the Triforce of Courage.
And the last two months of my life have been torture.
It all started with a life threatening injury ( which I acquired after Tetra left me out of the finding of New Hyrule) leading me to Windfall Island, where I ran into Tingle, the local nut job and fairy lover. Through some odd events, I became 'apprentice to the fairy', where I had to endure doing magic, dancing, wearing spandex, and whatever else Tingle could throw at me.
I mean, saving the Great Sea was easier than that.
Just as I was about to quit and go back to my normal life on Outset, the goddesses intervened and told me I had another journey to go on.
Tingle and I have been sailing for a while toward what I presume is a new island just outside of the boundaries of the Great Sea.
What we'll find there, well, only the goddesses know…