Random Stuff I came up with to get Nico Di Anglo to go out with you.
1. Ask him
2. Flirt with him
3 When Thalia tries to hurt him jump in the way and tell him to run
4. Get Percy to get him to go on a date with you.
5. Walk up to him and randomly kiss him in front of Aphrodite and say "Can't wait for our date" and then wink.
6. Kidnap him and say the only way you're getting out is if you kiss me in front of everyone in camp.
7. Become friends with Hades and convince him to tell Nico go out with you by telling him he'll bring Bianca back to life.
8. Drag him to a nice restaurant and get Hades to guard the doors (and windows, trust me on this, I had to get Paul Reverie to chase him down) with dead people.
That is my R.S.I.C.U.W.T.G.N.D.A.T.G.O.W.Y. and yes I know that's really long but oh well. If you're a gay guy reading this. It won't work. My gay guy friend tried. He got slapped so hard he peeded his pants. And yes he really is a loser but he's funny so buh-buh and plz read all my other stories! And review! I will give you a million bucks! (Not really maybe some pizza)