I'm Canada!
By: Canada
Hello there. I'm Canada. Now, you're ALL probably thinking "who?" well, I'M CANADA! I'm the SECOND largest country out there! Hmmph! I'm on top of America! No, I'm not his hat, he's my pants! Yeah! NO, EVERYONE, I'M NOT AMERICA. I'M CANADA. So, I thought I would like to tell you hosers that Canada is the best country of them all! We got hockey AND BASKETBALL. Not just hockey! Jeez, why can't you remember I created basketball! And we aren't all obsessed with beavers and moose! I don't even like moose! Okay… Maybe a little… BUT BE QUIET. We don't always say eh! Have I said eh once in this?! Okay.. I said eh two times now… Wait! I just said eh so it would be three times! WAIT, I SAID EH AGAIN! GRRRR.. Okay, anyway, we aren't all passive aggressive "I'm a little angry!" no! We aren't! We will fight for our rights! And we aren't ALL obsessed with maple! Okay… Maybe I am.. BUT NO. And now, apparently, CANADIANS BLEED MAPLE. What's with that, eh?! I don't know! And it's CANADA, not CANADIA, CANADA! And yes, Justin Bieber came from here, but the AMERICAN music industry made him popular! Darn it! And I'm NOT invisible! I'm right here! Jeez, guys! I'm not invisible!
Well, I'M DONE.
BYE.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Canada's mad… I beat him in hockey! SCORE ONE FOR AMERICA! W00T!