The Plot To Kill Jane.. The Girl Just Wont Die !
Ok this story takes place in the Volturi Palace in Italy. It has been a long day for both Aro & Markus and they just want to relax.
( this story is dedicated to my friend Jayboc( Trisha.H.) the coolest werewolf going )
Aro : OMG I hate killing the kids it really takes it out of me
Markus : Here here
Jane : You's are such babies.
" Aro sticks tongue out at Jane"
" Aro gets burned"
Aro : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Markus : Jane stop
Markus : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane : HA again babies
"jane floats out of the room"
Aro : Bitch
Jane screams : WHAT WAS THAT
Aro : EHHH, EMM I have an… ITCH
Markus : sissy
Markus : I don't know about you but… I want Jane kinda hmmm DEAD
Aro : here, here. She bullies me
Markus : I no lucky we don't bruise
Aro : how do we kill her though
Markus : NOT IT
Aro : NOT IT
Markus : HA your it. Good luck with that
Aro : but I cant
Markus : Tough Titties
Aro : But-
Markus : NO
Aro : But-
Markus : NO
Aro : But-
Markus : NO
Aro : But-
Markus : NO
Aro : what if I don't have to do it
Markus : well who then
Aro : The milkman
Markus : ooh yea because that's just SCARY
Aro : James
Markus : dead
Aro : Superman
Markus : Dead
Aro : we need someone speacil
Markus : PARIS HILTON !
Aro : No the cullens killed her last weekend
" Markus and Aro both raise eye brows"
Markus : OOH that's it
Aro : Yes my brother just what I was thinking
Markus : What were you thinking
Aro : Nikki Hilton
" Markus rolls his eyes"
Aro : What my dear brother
Markus : THE CULLENS !!
" Aro has an evil laugh"Aro : Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Muahahahahah
Markus : Well what are you waiting for… lets roll
Aro : Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Markus : YOU HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT
Aro : Muha--
Markus : so how are we send them the message. Maybe. By person
Aro : no brother I have a quicker, smarter way
Markus : Do Tell
" Aro floats over to wooden drawers AND PULLS OUT…..
Paper airplanes"
Aro : I built these babies last night.. Only took 17 hours
Markus : OMG YOUR SO SMART
Aro : Really ?
Markus: No
Aro : WELL HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO IT THEN
Markus : BY F*****G person
Aro : Jeez calm down
"Aro and Markus take off in mid flight and stop outside the cullens white house"
Aro : Will we knock
Markus : well they know were here
Aro : but we cant just walce in. that's im-polite
Markus : Well don't knock lets just wait by the door
Aro : OMG just knock
" Markus knocks on door"
" Edward answers the door and they all go in"
Edward : Aro
Aro : Edward
Bella : Markus
Markus : Bella
Edward : Bella
Bella : Edw.. WAIT WHAT ?
Markus : Carlisle
Carlsie : Ok we know each others names lets move on
Carlisle : what do you want now
Markus : well it's a very long story starts back in the 1980's and well 1st ….
" 3 hours passed"
Edward: IF I COULD FALL ASLEEP I WOULD NOW SO PLEASE POINT
Bella : Edward .. Be nice
Markus : Well the main point starts back in the 1990's and well..
" 1 hour passes"
Carlisle : OMG I think I'm dead
Aro : OK LOOK . Will you's help us kill Jane
Markus : I was just getting to that
Edward : Why do you want her dead ?
Markus & Aro : She … bullies us
Bella : HA
Markus : Will ya
Alice & Rosalie : ILL TAKE THAT BITCH DOWN
Carlisle : So how we going to do it ?
Edward : hmmm interesting question
Bella : A BUS
Edward : what
Bella : she could get hit by a bus and DIE
Carlisle : she is dead
Bella : OOH yeah
Aro : She could get served
Markus and the cullens : actually that's a good idea
Edward : I have some P. Diddy C.D'S
Bella : don't you mean Puff Daddy
Alice : Sean John not the word ?
Edward : so who has moves
Carlisle : OMG yis are all stupid
Carlisle : I HAVE AN IDEA
So what is Carlise's idea.. WILL THEY KILL JANE .. What will happen . Find out when you comment and I have my chicken curry !! PLEASE COMMENT !