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Hack This Doccubus Scene: A Collection of One-Shots

Author's Note: This is a collection of short stories that start off as re-writes of certain doccubus scenes. Some will be written to correct doccubus 'mistakes' and some will be a variation on a scene just for the fun of it. Some will be very short, and others may be longer and go beyond the show scene it starts off in. They won't be in any particular order and they will be unrelated to each other unless otherwise noted. It should be assumed that every backstory is 100% canon leading up to the scene.

Since these start out as actual show scenes, most of these will be rated T at maximum. If I write one that is rated M I'll put a warning on the individual story. Material from the actual TV scene is in bold italics. This is sort of a writing exercise but also done for my own entertainment and I hope you like it too. :-)

Investment

Setup: Season 1, Episode 4, Faetal Attraction. Lauren runs into Kenzi and Bo at the Dal and briefly flirts with Bo.

"You know, as your doctor, I should recommend against excessive intoxication." Lauren said to Bo with a sly smile, while holding up an empty shot glass.

"Who's drunk?" Bo countered flirtatiously.

"Well, we don't know the effects of cocktails on your…abilities." Lauren grinned and held Bo's gaze as she carefully pronounced each word.

"Well, I am not a guy, so I can promise you –" she poked a finger at Lauren's chest, then suggestively stroked a lock of blond hair that framed Lauren's face. "– booze does not affect my ability to perform."

Lauren looked at the floor and giggled self-consciously, then looked up at Bo again. "Well I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a drunken succubus booty call, so…take it easy."

"No promises." Bo smirked and turned back to face the bar and took another sip of her shot.

Lauren walked around to the other side of Kenzi and leaned in to say conspiratorially, "Keep an eye on her." With a self-satisfied grin, Lauren walked away as Kenzi's and Bo's eyes followed after her.

"Ok, I don't know if it's from the Buckthorn hallucinations, but that was some serious sparkage. I think she likes you!" declared Kenzi, proud of her keen skills of observation.

Bo groaned and leaned over to bury her face in her forearms that were resting on the bar. "Ugh! That's the problem!"

"So she's been too pushy and flirty and you're not really in to her?"

Bo raised her head slightly and rested her chin on her wrists. "No, it's the opposite, really." Bo sighed wistfully. "I do like her. A lot. And that's really new for me. God Kenz, she's so beautiful and adorable, with just the right amount of cute dorkiness. But it's also doomed." She buried her face again in defeat.

"New? But I thought you dated women before?"

Bo bolted upright. "Kenzi – I don't date! All I've ever done is fuck and kill. The killing was horrific enough, but I didn't dare get attached before I had sex with them! I just could never go there. But now 'there' won't leave me alone. Dyson can be a frustrating, self-serving ass, but he's a reliable feed and I kinda like him – but he doesn't give me the heart flutters and complicated feelings that Lauren does!"

"Why complicated?"

"Uh, Hello? Did you miss the 'doomed' part? She's human. I get close, I sleep with her, she dies. I'm a strict Faegetarian now."

"Duh, I know she's human. That's not what I meant. I thought the doc was giving you injections to help you be able to stop a feed before you take too much. You might not be there yet, but you will eventually. So for now why don't you get your flirt on and go on a few of dates."

Bo swiveled her barstool to directly face her friend. "I have no idea if I'll ever get enough control to kiss humans, let alone have sex with them. And I don't dare try to practice. I can't risk people's lives like that. Not anymore. So why get emotionally invested in a relationship that can't go anywhere?"

Kenzi chuckled and smirked knowingly at her friend. "I hate to break it to you BoBo, but if this is upsetting you this much, then you're already emotionally invested whether you like it or not."

Bo stared blankly at her BFF for a few moments, then swiveled back toward the bar and grabbed her half-full shot. "Shit." She knocked back the remaining Buckthorn and then turned to face Kenzi again. "And since when are you Team Lauren? What happened to 'frigid as a speculum?'"

"Hey, we were playing the classic 'drunkenly-bitch-about-everything' game of bestie solidarity." Kenzi shrugged nonchalantly. "I just went with it."

"Oh. Thanks. I think."

"So, about that investment of yours…what are you going to do about it?"

"Go on a Fae sex bender until I come to my senses and forget about this obsession."

Kenzi slightly shook her head and internally rolled her eyes. She seriously doubted Bo would be able to screw her way out of this crush, her heart was simply too big. But despite her doubts, Kenzi tried to be supportive. "Well Succuslut, a yummy hunk of man meat just walked in. I'm sure he has sexual chi to burn!"

Bo eagerly turned to see her potential target, who definitely was a fine hunk of man meat, but she stayed rooted to her barstool. She finally sighed and slumped over the bar again, resting her chin on her forearms. "I guess I'm not really hungry after all."

Kenzi snorted. "A succubus who's lost her appetite for random Fae? Damn girl, you got it bad!"

Bo harrumphed. "Shut up, Kenzi."

FIN