I do not own House. I swear to God, this is an honest conversation I had online with a stranger.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is Tony Soprano dead?
You: No.
Stranger: How do you know?
You: I don't. I just felt like saying that.
Stranger: Do you know who he is?
You: Nope.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Princeton, New Jersey.
Stranger: Really?
You: Yup.
Stranger: And you don't know who Tony Soprano is???
You: Nope. No idea.
Stranger: He's from Jersey!
Stranger: North Jersey
You: Okay. I don't know him.
Stranger: Newark!
You: I said Princeton.
Stranger: I guess you go to Princeton?
You: No... I graduated.
Stranger: from there?
You: Nah- Johns Hopkins University'.
Stranger: Wow
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: What do you work in?
You: I'm a Doctor.
Stranger: I'm Teri
You: Greg.
You: But you can call me House.
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: I knew it!
You: Uh-huh.
Stranger: I don't like you. you're mean and mad
You: Well I'm not gonna apologize.
Stranger: I know. not expecting any of that on your part
You: Good to know.
Stranger: How can you not know Tony Soprano...baffles me
Stranger: you seem a TV Show buff at that
You: Good to know- I GTG, Cuddy and the twins are calling.
Stranger: yeah right
You: Yeah I am right.
Stranger: so?