Yay! Another songfic! (Let's pretend I know what I'm doing.) This one intrigued me after I found the lyrics on the web and downloaded a version into my Ipod. Originally, it's called Snoopy Versus the Red Baron. It's all about Snoopy fighting the Red Baron as WWI Flying Ace in the Peanuts comic strips. This is my version, which I changed some to fit with Harry Potter. It's not totally changed, just certain characters were changed from Peanuts characters to Harry Potter ones, and locations were changed. (The Dark Lord ain't from Germany, now, is he?)

Disclaimers: If we were owners of brilliant writing, be it in songs or books, do you really think we'd be wasting our time writing fanfics like this? I think not. Therefore, recognize what is and is not mine, as it should be a fairly simple task, and note that what is not mine, I do not own. I'm just playing.

And now, Harry Versus the Dark Lord!

After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over the UK
Came a cry and a clash men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird

Up in the sky, a man on a broom
the Dark Lord Voldemort was his name
Tons of men tried, and tons of men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Dark Lord was running up the score
Tons of men died trying' to end that spree
of the Bloody Dark Lord of the UK

In the nick of time, a hero arose
A funny-looking boy with a lightening bolt scar
He flew into the sky to seek revenge
But the Dark Lord shot him down - "Aw, bloody he--!"

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Dark Lord was running up the score
tons of men died trying to end that spree
of the Bloody Dark Lord of the UK

Now, Harry had sworn that he'd get that Snake
So he asked Dumbledore for a new battle plan
He challenged the psycho to a real dogfight
While Voldemort was laughing, he got him in his sight

That Bloody Dark Lord was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Harry fired once, and he fired twice
And that Bloody Dark Lord fell out of sight

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Dark Lord was running up the score
Tons of men died trying to end that spree
of the Bloody Dark Lord of the UK

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Dark Lord was running up the score
Tons of men died trying to end that spree
of the Bloody Dark Lord of the UK…

There. What do ya think? Please be nice, kay? Well, review and leave me feedback! Please and thank you!

Werewolf of Suburbia