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The blond Akatsuki member was in the bases courtyard, molding a clay bird. Not for a bomb, but just for fun. His partner Sasori was sitting next to him under the tree soaking up some sun. For this was probably the only sunny day they'll get for the rest of the month. (Oh yes, none of the members are dead.)

"Zetzu look, I found you a girlfriend!" squealed a happy Tobi, who was holding up a rose, for the black and white plant man to see. "I don't like it, go find me a purple tulip. Those are nicer. And I'd put that back before Konan finds out you were in her rose bushes." Tobis visible eye widened in panic and fear. "I don't want Konan mad. I'll go put it back right now." Kisame was soaking his feet in the court yards pond. He turned and said to Zetzu. "Man, you mother him to much."

A bead of sweat dropped off his face. "No I don't. I just don't want to see his face smashed in by Konan, that's all." Kisame fell back laughing. "Ha ha, I knew it you do mother him!" He was about to through the arm he was chewing on at the laughing blue fish man.

Deidara set down the finished clay bird, next to the sculpture of Sasori sitting and absorbing sun, and the model of Zetzu chewing the arm. Also next to the clay figurine of Tobi in Konans rose bush. Who was set right by the model of Kisame soaking his feet in the pond. He smiled in triumph at the five clay figurines.

"Hey look, Deidara made clay model of all of us!" Said Tobi who peered around the tree. Sasori opened one eye and Kisame turned around from watching the koi. And Zetzu walked over with the slightly chewed arm dragging on the ground. "Cool" said the four Akatsuki members.

He passed them out to the four members. "Take them, hell I don't need them." Sasori placed it next to him and went back to sun bathing. Zetzu and Kisame dropped them into their pockets. Tobi held it up by his face. "He's perfect, I will call him… Mini me!" He said using his doctor evil voice.

"Hey guys" the five men turned their heads to the door that Konan was walking out of. She had her brown acoustic guitar in her left hand and a can of soda in her right. She walked over and sat down on the opposite side of the pond were Kisame was sitting and stated toning her guitar.

Deidara jumped when Sasoris eyes shot open and looked to where the blue haired woman was sitting. "What are you doing out here. I thought Pein said no going out side, while you pregnant." (Yes, Konans pregnant. Just keep reading) Konan sighed and took a drink from her Pepsi. "Pein's just being an over protective ass. That's all." She placed her hand on the big bulge that was growing in her gut. She brought her hand back up and started playing the stairway to heaven.

Konans been pregnant for a little over eight months now. And pein is the father. And ever since, he got really protective over her. And he now thinks that the slightest injury. Let's say a skinned knee would instantly kill the baby, and paternal instincts to boot. She's been at the base for the past seven months now and she isn't likening that one bit. And to her surprise Pein's been a tad nicer ever since she told him she was pregnant, and he was the father.

Tobi looked up from playing with his clay Tobi. "Deidara, why don't you make Konan a clay version of her playing guitar. Pease Deidara I wanna see what she looks like in clay version." Tobi looked over at Konan. She looked up from her guitar. "You can if you want to, Deidara." Deidara shrugged and pulled a wad of clay out of his pouch and pressed his sculpting knife and began cutting away at the clay.

Konan stopped playing and looked over at Tobi. "Tobi come here quick." Tobi ran over and she grabbed his hand and placed it on her swollen belly. "Feel that, Tobi?" His visible eye widened in amazement and wonder. "It kicked me" she let go of his hand and continued playing. Tobi sat beside her and stared at her gut for any more sign of movement.

Deidara put his knife away, and did a final check over of the clay Konan. "Tobi, catch!" He tossed it through the air and Tobi caught it and handed it to the blue haired maiden. The clay Konan was sitting on a flat stone and she was playing her guitar. Her eyes were closed and her mouth was formed into a smile and she was singing. "Awww, thanks Deidara, it's beautiful."

She stopped playing her first tone and began playing a second one. The sun came out and it was like the sun came out as her spotlight. Then she sang.

There can be miracles, when you believe.

Our hope is frail, it's hard to kill.

Who knows what miracles you can achieve?

When you believe, some how you'll be

Now you will, you when you, believe

You will when you believe…

"Wow Konan that was pretty." Tobi said in awe. Konan blushed. "Oh it was a song my mom taught me before she was killed." Kisame looked up at the clouds floating in the sky and smiled. "It sure is a perfect day, huh?" they all agreed.

SLAM!

"And there goes our perfect day." Deidara sighed.

Hidan came stomping out into the courtyard. "Sun? Aw, shit. I hate the sun. Why can't it damn rain?" Then he looked over at Deidara and Sasori. "Ya, leader wants to see the two of you, now." The two members got up and went inside.

Deidara turned to Sasori and asked. "What do you think Pein wants?" The red haired puppet man shrugged. "Maybe they found a Bijju. Anyway we'll know in a minute." So they continued walking down the corridor.

Knock, knock

"Enter" the two men walked into Peins office, and in front of his desk. "I've been researching, and I found that someone saw the seven tailed Bijju. In the next country over, in the stone country." Pein leaned over the desk and gave them a map. " you two are going to go over and retrieve it." Sasori objected. "But what in already moved on?" Pein said simply, "Report back and I'll see where it went back. You two leave tomorrow morning."

The two left the leaders office. And went to pack up. They went up some stairs and turned left and entered the hallway that had all the Akatsuki members' rooms. But Pein and Konan had their own room together. They entered their separate rooms.

Deidara packed all the necessities and a black cloak and an unscratched hidden stone village headband. (For a speedy get away.) And he made sure his pouch was full of his C4 clay. And zipped it shut.

Sasori did some what the same thing. But his cloak was brown and he had an unscratched hidden sand village head band. And he made sure the current puppet body he was using didn't have any injuries, or malfunctions. He set his pack by his bed stand, so he'd just have to grab it and then leave in the morning.

They left their rooms and went back out side, and enjoy the warmness of the sun. When they got out there Konan wasn't there, she probably went back inside to get a sandwich or something. "What did Pein want?" Kisame asked, while he splashed his feet around in the water. Deidara replied. "Oh, Pein found a Bijju in the next country over, and he wants us to go check it out."

Zetzu stood up and announced. "I'm going in and putting my snack away for later." He said while sliding the glass door open. "OK Zetzu, you go do that." Said Kisame, and he went back to his splashing his feet in the water.

Deidara looked over at Tobi. He had out, the paint set he bought on a mission a few weeks ago, and he was painting the clay Tobi, he had given him. The colors were all smeared but Tobi didn't seem to mind. He was like a nine year old on a grown mans body.

Deidara leaned back and decide to take a nap, until dinner.

Deidara was snoozing when Tobi shook him awake around sunset. "Deidara, wake up, It's supper time and konan is stuck in the bathroom vomiting like crazy, so I made us all sandwiches." The two entered the hide out to get some chow.

After dinner they all went to bed stuffed and sleepy. They all entered their individual rooms and went to bed.

At the crack of dawn. The blond and the fiery red haired men left the Akatsuki base. The two got through a bunch of towns. And finally got to the border of the stone country. Deidara blew up the cheesy sign that said. 'Welcome to the stone country'.


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