Rawr
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"Naruto give me your phone... please?" I ask with my cutest pout that I can muster up. He looks at me and gives me a huge grin and hands over his cell phone, not before yelling "Of course!" and catching the attention of a certain Uchiha in the classroom. 'Hey I don't think New York heard you, can you say that a little louder?' I quickly hide myself by putting my hood up. (Because I'm that gangster.) "Thanks a bunch, yo." I mumble towards Naruto, and then proceed to text. Seriously, what else does a troubled teenager do during study hall? 'I hope you have unlimited texting, there bud.' I think to myself as I madly start using his orange cellphone (bleh what a color).
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Naruto: Hey Ino it's Sakura.
Ino: Heyy so what's up?
Naruto: Kiba asked me to the dance.
Ino: Um and...
Naruto: I said yes.
Ino: Gurl what!
Naruto: Yeah…
Ino: I thought... what about...?
Naruto: He's such a loser. He hasn't even talked to me ):
Ino: I bet he's jellin.
Naruto: ... He's what?
Ino: Jellin. You know like jealous :)
Naruto: Please stop.
Ino: Heh... :P
Naruto: Oh and so not true.
Ino: Who is the boii expert here?
Naruto: Me. So bow down.
Ino: Btw where is yer phone?
Naruto: Oh... I sorta left it in HIS pocket when we were you know... making out yesterday in the boys locker room...
Ino: Ew. TMI. Wait why was it in his pocket?
Naruto: Oh well... He put it there when you started like madly texting me and then we... umm yeah.
Ino: Ick. So you are you going with Kiba?
Naruto: The dance is tonight! And I had no other choice! HE asked some Karin chick. I mean, I can't really be mad at this chick since she didn't do anything wrong here.
Ino: What an assface! OMG. WHY would he DO that?!
Naruto: I have no idea ):
Ino: Oh shit. I think Kakashi saw me texting. Ttyl my lovely. And don't worry. (:
Naruto: Yeah yeah.
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Just great. Who am I supposed to talk to now?! Oh wait a new text message from... Oh shit.
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Sasuke: Hey Sakura.
Naruto: How do you know this is Sakura? Stalker.
Sasuke: Naruto basically yelled it to the world.
Naruto: ... Do you need something?
Sasuke: Are you taking dog boy to the dance?
Naruto: His name is KIBA! And yes I am.
Sasuke: Why?
Naruto: Why do you care?
Sasuke: Just wondering.
Naruto: I don't think you really care.
Sasuke: I do.
Naruto: Oh whatever.
Naruto: Also give me back my phone.
Sasuke: Catch.
Naruto: No no no no no! Don't throw it across the room please no !
Sasuke: Why?
Naruto: I'll prolly drop it!
Sasuke: Catch.
Naruto: OMG
Sasuke: Congrats, you caught it.
Naruto: Aw it's dead. It has no battery.
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: Rawr.
Naruto: ...what?
Sasuke: Rawr.
Naruto: Sasuke, wth?
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Sasuke texting Rawr would have to be the funniest thing ever. I would have continued laughing if only the bell hadn't rang.
"Naruto can I use your cell phone for a little more? PLEASE. PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?" Again I used the ol' puppy pout.
"Sure Sakura! Just give it back when math ends!" I gave him a big hug, because... he's just amazing, and I'm pretty sure he has no unlimited texting...
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Naruto: Hey Kiba it's Sakura, I cant go to the dance :(
Kiba: Wat y?
Naruto: I'm not feeling well.
Kiba: Oh
Naruto: Oh but don't let me ruin your fun!
Kiba: Well… I have no date…
Naruto: Ask... that one chick who sits behind you in math. She likes you.
Kiba: Wait seriously? Damn. Okay. L8r hope u feel better. (:
Naruto: thx :)
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Well ditching the dance was easier than I thought. I mean, I wanted to go but... I just wouldn't be able to stand seeing Sasuke dance with this girl that I don't even know. I guess it's silly to be so upset. I wasn't even Sasuke's girlfriend or anything. I mean, we've had a thing for a really really really long time now. But still, I'm not his girlfriend so he can ask anyone to a dance I guess. Oh but why her and not me.
I'm sitting in math wallowing in self-pity and someone is throwing eraser chunks around the room. It's driving me insane. Can't a girl sulk in peace here. Okay whoever throws one more- My butt just vibrated. And that startled me more than it should have. Naruto who is sitting next to me looks at me funny. I smile sheepishly. I pull out Naruto's phone. And oh look at that a new message. Yay. And its from... ugh. When will he leave me alone? I can't mope about him when I'm talking to him. That's just not how things work.
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Sasuke: Hey Sakura.
Naruto: How do you know I'm not Naruto?
Sasuke: I sit two seats away from you, I can see you reading this text.
Naruto: Right.
Sasuke: I'm not going with Karin to the dance.
Naruto: Why
Sasuke: Because she'll ruin my perfect image.
Naruto: I doubt that. But really, why aren't you going with her?
Sasuke: Long story short, I lost a bet so I had to take her. I didn't feel comfortable about it so I told her the truth. She was cool about it.
Naruto: Hmm. You text more than you talk.
Sasuke: W/e
Naruto: Ah yes well I'm not going with Kiba :)
Sasuke: Rawr.
Naruto: Okay lmao here! WHY do keep doing that?!
Sasuke: I'm speaking in dinosaur...
Naruto: What? Are we in middle school here?
Sasuke: Rawr.
Naruto: Wait… Awww. Rawr means ily in dinosaur!
Sasuke: Rawr.
Naruto: Rawr!
Naruto: Teme this is very... icky! STOP saying Rawr. It's freaking me out! Ewie, you and Sakura better not be going to the locker room, again. I was scarred for life when I walked
in on you 2...
Sasuke: It was you who screamed like a girl and made everyone think I was molesting someone? YOU got Sakura and me in trouble. I'm going to kill you.
Naruto: um... rawr?
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the w0lf: Wrote this ages ago and I'm thinking about rewriting it or deleting it. Rereading it after all these years makes me cringe lolz