It was a regular day in Equestria.
And in Canterlot, a certain draconequus was standing before the two princesses.
"Discord!" Celestia said "While you did aid Twilight and her friends in gaining the Rainbow Power you also aided Tirek in the near annihilation of all magic in Equestria!"
"What has thou to say for this act of treason?" Luna said
"I don't know what to say," Discord said "I mean, Tirek manipulated me. Me! The master of Chaos."
"It puzzles me that someone with your vast power couldn't simply take back the magic he stole," Celestia said
"Say what?" Discord said
"Well, you have omnipotent power don't you?" Celestia said "With a snap of your fingers, anything is possible. You even took away Twilight's horn and Rainbow Dash's wings. Surely Tirek would have been child's play to you, even at full power."
"Also, didn't Fluttershy say you caught a cold once?" Luna said "Couldn't you just cure yourself,"
"You can even raise the sun and moon like us," Celestia said
"Uh...well..." Discord said scratching the back of his neck "Hehe, must just be all the time I've spent with Fluttershy, gotten soft. Though she dose make the best chicken soup."
"Discord!" Celestia said "I had you reformed to help protect Equestria, not just have tea parties with a pegasus."
"Or maybe he's not as powerful as he once was," Luna said
"Not powerful? NOT POWERFUL!" Discord barked "I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER I POSSES!"
Discord raised his arms and purple aura surged around him
"Discord! Wait! No!" Celestia pleaded
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Discord cried
Just then a huge light bust out of him, which covered all of Equestria.
When it cleared...
"Hey! Sexy Lady!" Discord sang and danced dressed in a blue tuxedo and sunglasses
"Uh..?" Celestia and Luna said confused
"This doesn't make sense," Celestia said
"Wha, Wha, What fun in making sense?" Discord danced on
"You must admit sister," Luna said "Discord can really pop and lock,"
The End