Super Smash Bros. has finally released! What's a better way to celebrate than to make freeverse poetry about the games? I've been playing the game so much today, I thought making a poem would be the best way to celebrate. Wait, did I say a poem? I meant these poems! I hope you enjoy!
Note: The title of the poems are in italics. Normal font is the actual poem.
Eating is Healing
Oh, the wonderful food!
It heals me so I won't
Fly away
And lose
An island has so many
Fruits
I think my appetite is 300% right now
I must eat!
But wait, my belly says, "no"
Because I ate too much!
Or maybe it's a virus
It hurts!
Poyo…
Taking it to the Extreme
I set the difficulty
To 9.0
Now I'm a fighting machine!
My punches K.O everyone!
Well, sometimes
But Giant Sonic is easy!
It's like the difficulty is a joke
Well, I said that, until I met
Crazy Hand
Finding Dr. Mario
My wounds are stinging
My head is hurting
I have a terrible bellyache
I must be coughing
And sneezing
And wheezing
I feel dizzy, too
I think I have the chicken pox
I see some spots
On my back, and on my stomach
I'm throwing up like crazy
And…
Wait, Dr. Mario isn't here?
Awww, my plan didn't work!
I should stop acting sick!
Smash Bros. Over Pokemon
Hahaha!
Did you see that, Lucario?
Your attack did normal damage!
I'm not a Dark type anymore!
I'm unstoppable!
I love how this happens!
Now I can beat fighting types!
Bug types are not a problem
Grass can now feel my pain
Electric can beat someone their own size!
And Rock can, ummm…
Aww great, I want types back!
I want to beat Charizard again!
The Earache Dream Team
The Try, Try Again Remix?
Do you know about it?
Yeah, that one.
It's horrible!
My ears can't take it anymore!
It makes me want to punch a pillow!
Too bad Dreambert isn't in Smash
'Cause I need him right now!
Ugh, Dreambert
Be in Smash right now
Because this tune isn't a tune
It's a remix that's
Not in rhythm
Like the original
Link's Poem
Hi-yah!
Hah!
Eeee-yah!
Hah! Hah! Hah!
Hi-yah!
Haaaaa-yah!
Hah…
Ha-yah!
A Doctor's Tune
My theme is so good
It heals my sickness
When I'm sick
See, even doctors get sick
And this theme makes me feel better
It's the Fever theme, if you're wondering
But there are two problems
One, the song made by
Ummm, I think dental floss?
It's stuck in my head
Two, the viruses also love this theme
So they go into a bottle
And make me work more
Choosing the Right Clothes
Okay, what should I fight with?
I've got so many clothes
The smashers win for us
And they come back with more clothes
I can't sell them
Nor can I throw them away
So I must choose one
This makes me feel like
Mimi from Super Paper Mario
Where my clothes keep on changing
Because I have so many
Bowser's Haiku
I fight much better
Than all of the fighters here
Believe this haiku
(And I hate writing poetry, so ha! I broke the rules with this line!)
Final Smash Poem
We hope you enjoy
The poems here
The Smashers wrote them themselves
We only chose a few
Because of how horrible some were
Ganondorf's was too violent
Ditto with the Villager
Wii Fit Trainer's was too boring
Rosalina's was too girly
And you see where we're going
So I'll stop writing
I hope you enjoyed the poems
Poems don't have to rhyme. Did you know that? Anyway, yes, "dental floss" is "brentalfloss", if you're wondering. I just had to make that reference. I hope you laughed at some of the poems! (Like the last one, or Link's Poem, or Finding Dr. Mario, or…)