Metroid prime: Special Delivery

It was a boring night and Samus was boered and not doing much in space sation 45687.590 altha omega 1337.5 there had been no missions to go on an thing were realy boring so Samus desiced to order a pizza.

She picked up the phone and said "I would like to order a pizza with extra cheese and ham and mushrooms", "on my way" said the pizza guy. Soon the pizza spaceship arrived and a gut came out wearing a space suit he walked to Samus's doop and rang it. Samus answered and clollected her pizza and the Pizza guy took of his helmet.

Samus sawed that he was the most sexist man who ever lived and she thinked that he was realy hot. "prehaps you cold be another package" Samus said "Oh year baby" he said and started dancing in a sexy way. "You can call me the Captain Dick Pizza" the pizza man said and smothed his mosutuce. He then moved his hairy arms along Samus slim body.

Samus pulled of her shirt revaling her massive breats and ammasing nipples the were pointed like bullets fired from a sex gun.

THen Samus pulled down his pants and started to suck his member, they moved on to the bed ans started screwing. Captain Dick Pizza put his dick in her vigina and the started to go in and out. They did it doge stlye and standing up in the shower and in Samus's space swiming pool.

"Who I think you are the most sexist man in the entire universe" Samus screamed as she orgasned, "well you haven't met my brother randy Dandy" then randy Dandy came with his randy Dandy tshirt he was even more sexist and hot. He pulled down his pant and unlesed his hourse sized cock that made Samus's breats leak milk just looking at it.

They leaked into a glass and Randy drank the milk, "pure baby" he said. and me moved his hairy arms around Samuss big boobs and milked her. He then started to ride her like a bat out of hell.

Samus coudn't speak she was haiving to much orgasam "OH RANDY OH RANDY" she screamed with so much force that the entire galaxy tremmbled. Planets went out of eliment, stars exploed and new universe were created.

"Nobody can withstand the Randy train" Rady said and moved into her more. They did it standing up, infront of the tv, in the space sweiming pool and in outer space. Soon Samus got a message we are bing attacked by evil aleins. "But I'm having sex" Samus said back to the captain "I don't care go out and fight them".

So Samus went out killing all the aleins while Randy was screwing her at the same time. "Oh my gods" Samus scremded as she killed more and more while orgamnsing.

Samus saved the world while having sex and whent back to her room and finshed doing it with Randy. "You ... were... amaxing!1. I never wanted it to end but now you must leave". "THat's right baby but Ill no you'll never forget me" Randy said and stoke his mustuce and left with Dick.

"That was so good but what did he mean by always rember him? Now I don't feel so good what if I'm Pregant!?" Samus wondred alowed. So Samus went to sea the docter

"Hello I'm Docter Sex and I'm her to give you sex exam" Docter Sex said and started to undress Samus and himself. Then he stuck his 'thermointore' in her vigina and the started to have sex. "Not that kind of exam! Oh man" said Samus "Yes this exam" Docter Sex said as the y did on his docter's chair and operating table, then then mourge and then on the stairs, NO even the insutarion chamber which was realy hot.

They did it in the Medicane store and then Samus put on a sexy nurse outfit and became the sex nurse to teach everboy about sext but demistartion. "Docter Sex you really know your stuff mabye you cold be most sexist in the multiverse"

The sex End? Or is