(AU FanFic)
Me: Heyo Heyo! How is everyone doing? *Waves to readers* Daisy Bokoblin will be joining us in these Author's Notes!
DB: Yep, I'm here… No one knows why… BUT, just go with it!
Sheik: Are you seriously shipping me with someone?
Malon: Oh, calm down, Sheik. Beautiful Creation and Daisy Bokoblin are great writers, it's not like they're gonna make us do things totally out of character!
DB: Precisely, my dear Malon! This isn't even my story. I'm just here due to my stalkerish tendencies, but I can fully vouch for BC! Her writing is amazing, and honestly, she's good with keeping characters IC (Me: Aw, you flatterer you!). So stop worrying your little ninja head, Sheik! Also, while I'm here... OHMIGOSH IT'S SHEEEEIK!
Sheik: *Steps back* Please don't.
Malon: Disclaimer time! Remember, BC doesn't own us, and she never will.
Sheik: Thank goodness for that.
Me: Oh, Sheiiiik… You know you love meeeeh~ *Gives Sheik a bear hug*
DB: Oo! Oo! I WANNA HUG HIM NEXT!
Sheik: … Kill me now, Din.
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A soft sigh left the Sheikah's lips as he watched trees pass by though the window. His best friend chuckled at him as he looked over the fluffy white clouds in boredom.
"Oh, come on, Sheik," Link called, turning the steering wheel of the green truck. "If you keep sighing like that, I'm gonna make you walk."
"... Why am I going again?" Sheik muttered, ignoring Link's petty joke. Link shook his head at the Sheikah's usual grumpy behavior. "Because I'd be the only guy at Lon Lon Ranch, and plus, I think that the girls would put makeup on me while I'm sleeping."
"They'd do it even if I was with you. Besides, your partner wouldn't."
"Um, have you forgotten about her pranks or what? … Yeah, Zelda's a sweet and wonderful girlfriend, but she's also evil at the same time!"
Sheik rolled his eyes. "Stop exaggerating."
The Hylian threw a bewildered expression at Sheik. "You of all people should know I'm not exaggerating! Zelda pulled a prank on you last month!"
Sheik turned back to the window, his red eyes glaring. "Yes, I am aware."
Link burst out laughing at his best friend's darkened mood and looked to the road again. "We're almost there, so you better fix your attitude before we arrive. Navi might try to annoy the heck out of you if she sees you're already ticked."
"I still don't understand why I must go," Sheik thought bitterly. "I see no purpose of my being there the entire summer when no one will socialize with me… although, that area could partially be my fault." The young man sighed once more. "I suppose I should just 'Grin and Bear it,' as they say. There's no possible way of getting out of this now."
A comfortable silence accompanied the two as they continued driving to Lon Lon Ranch, where their biggest memories were about to take place.
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Me: Okay, this is a super-short intro! I like to do intros for most of my Fanfiction and while I would usually make it longer, I decided to made this one quick because I'm trying to get back to writing my other story, Wanted Dead or Alive.
DB: It may be short, BC, but seriously, I'm already craving more of it. Somehow, you hooked me on just the intro. I'm torn: Do I want the next chapter of this or WDA more? WHICH ONE?! Please excuse me whilst I go hide in a corner and have a long winded debate with myself over which story I want more of next.
Me: *Stares at DB talking to herself in corner* ... Oooookay then. Thank you, Daisy!
Mal: Wait, why wasn't I in this intro?!
Sheik: You'll be in the first chapter.
Mal: But I wanted to be in the intro!
Me: By the way, Daisy Bokoblin is here because she's my Beta! I'd like to thank DB for being my Beta Reader for this story. She's also a wonderful writer as well! *Whispers* My stories aren't that great compared to hers.
DB: No problem! Beta reading means sneak peeks, and I practically live and breathe sneak peeks. And your stories are AMAZING! Ugh, I still haven't decided which one I want more of yet... Back to my corner it is, then.
Me: And guess what else? MY BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE SEVENTEENTH! As a birthday present, you can leave me a review, or possibly favorite and follow!
Sheik: But don't give her money. She'll try to buy me.
Me: *Creepy grin* Heeheeheehee….
Sheik: I'd ask what you're thinking, but I'm afraid to.