Muahahahaha!!!! This one's about sakura being new in school and neighborhood and BLAH BLAH BLAH, you know how it goes and you've probably already read tons of these high school fics, but here goes… oh, and if your going to flame my ass, at least make them creative…. I enjoy your "constructive" criticism.

I obviously do NOT own Naruto, or naruto would've already fucked hinata, sakura would given up on sasuke and murdered his ass, and oroachimaru would end up in jail for being the pedophile pimp he is.

Time to start this thing…..

So, Sasuke, Naruto, Tenten, Shikamaru, Hinata, Neji, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Ino, and the sand siblings(basically everyone--- except chouji, cuz he's fat and nobody likes him) sat outside on the curb in front of Sasuke's house. It was sort of their hang out spot. They all lived in the neighborhood and they were all sort of a group.

Half the time Naruto was a loud mouth that you had to be in the right mood to tolerate, but the other half of the time he was just an all around nice guy and the comedian of the group. Tenten was a tom boy and had a lot of guys crushing on her, but she was usually too occupied to notice. Shikamaru and Neji were sort of the same personality-wise. They usually didn't care about anything unless it had to do with them and they spent most of their time hanging out just looking cool. Shino was sorta like those two but a LOT quieter, and he usually only commented on stuff when Naruto was gunna do something stupid. Ino was the popular girl and just sorta hung around Sasuke all the time and tried to hook up with him, if it weren't for Sasuke she probably wouldn't even hang out with the rest of their crew, but he sorta resented her because she was always so fucking ditzy and giggly. Kiba was totally obnoxious, and for some reason ran purely on hormones and was ALWAYS horny and trying to get laid. Hinata was the shy girl of the group and the sand siblings always stuck together. And lee… well, Lee was just a straight-up freak…………… and Sasuke, he was the skater kid. He was funny, hot, smart, rich, gorgeous, and HOT. But anyway---- I'm sick of intros so here's the story-------

Now, like I said, Sasuke and his posse were just sorta hangin out on the curb in front of his house looking all cool and pimp and were staring at the moving vans across the street. It was sorta rare that everyone was there, but this was a special occasion- rumor was that a hot pink-haired chick was moving in. Or at least that's what Naruto said, but everyone knew that he was full of shit and they hardly believed him so they had to see for themselves.

Hours passed and there was yet any evidence of the "hot pink haired chick" so people started glaring at Naruto.

"Quit giving me the dirty looks, and Sasuke! Stop flicking me off!!! I swear by all the freaking ramen in the world, that this girl is moving in, AND she's our age, which means she's got to hang out with us."

"Prove it." Sasuke said as a smirk appeared on his face. He was annoyed because they had been sitting out there for three freaking hours and had seen no trace of a girl living there, but he had a plan formulating in his head…

"Prove it"

"How???"

"Climb up to the second floor and look in the window, if there's any trace of a girl living there, you don't get your ass kicked."

Naruto mumbled a few in-audible words, then flashed his famous smile. "Your on! Believe it!"

Naruto strolled across the street and up to the house. He then began to climb the lattice up to the second floor and was now standing on the roof, walked over to the window and slowly peered inside.

What he saw almost gave him a nose bleed. From where he was standing he saw a bubble gum colored haired girl dancing around her room to get low in a red laced thong and a matching bra, totally oblivious to the peeping-tom outside her window.

He knew he should've climbed back down but stayed to watch the show. After about three minutes of this Naruto felt the presence of someone standing next to him and turned his head to see Kiba with his hands in his pants do god-knows-what to himself.

"Dude, Kiba, what the fuck!?!? Don't EVER do that ANYWHERE near me!"

At that sound the girl in the room tilted her head towards the window and had to do a double take. She slowly crept up to the window where to guys stood outside arguing about something. They obviously didn't know that they caught her attention. As soon as she got up to them, she opened the window and caught their attention.

"Hey, I'm Sakura, I'm new to the neighborhood, what's your name?" Then it hit her. "Wait a minute… WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING LOOKING IN MY WINDOW???"

At that, Naruto and Kiba leapt back, away from the window and fell off the roof, landing on their heads. Poor Kiba, he still had a boner and his hands were still in his pants…

Sakura freaked out and threw on some clothes then crawled out her window out to her roof, then climbed down the lattice to the two creeps looking in her window. Though she didn't really think of them as creeps, in a weird way she hoped she would befriend these two.

The next thing Naruto noticed was a pink blur then a girl with a lot cleavage bending over him, because he could totally see down her shirt. "Uh-oh, I can't breathe, I think I need CPR." Naruto said with a smirk forming on his face.

Sakura didn't know how to do CPR, so she just bent down and thrust her tongue down his throat and hoped it would help him. She soon totally forgot that he fell off her roof and just started making out with the guy, she still didn't know who he was but damn, he's a great kisser. As soon as she started getting into it she let out a small moan, she was seriously annoyed to hear a round of giggles interrupting her.

Sakura looked up from the hot blonde to a crowd of teens staring at her ready to die of laughing. Sakura freaked out, stood up with her hands behind her back and stepped back. Then the laughter really broke loose and a SERIOUSLY HOT brunette was on the floor laughing his ass off with everyone following his lead. Sakura suddenly felt lucky to have had a perve looking through her window, just because she got to meet the brunette. He wore black jeans and a volcom shirt, and carried around a skateboard. He was obviously in the cool crowd at school, and Sakura just wanted to run her hands through his wild hair and fuck him that very second on her front lawn. –yup, I gave Sakura a perverted mind, and yes, she does a get a few kinky thought ideas now and then…

"Hello, my name is Sakura Haruno, nice to meet you!" Sakura never felt so embarrassed in her life; she was just caught making out with some random guy that "just happened to be peeking in her window on the second floor".

The brunette quickly stood up and kept a serious look on his face. A smirk appeared as he looked at the new kid. Though she just sorta randomly through on an outfit, it looked perfect on her. She was wearing a navy blue Hollister tank top and some black sophies that showed off her legs. Damn, she's fine. That Ino girl is ok but she never shuts up. Maybe she'll be worth hanging around. "Hey, my name's Sasuke Uchiha, welcome to the neighborhood. And sorry for the idiot staring in your window, don't blame him, it was sorta a dare." While saying all that, he managed to keep a smug look on his face.

Sakura noticed that Sasuke was looking her up and down and blushed a billion shades of red and put on an idiotic smile. This kid was hot and she didn't want to fuck up with this one. "Oh, it's ok, I don't blame the idiot. He's a great kisser." At that a girl with purple black hair and lilac eyes almost passed out at those words, and Sakura put on a sexy seductive smile and glanced at Naruto(who was laying in the grass in a daze, surprised that he'd got a lil action) through the corner of her eyes and noticed a quick hint of jealously flash over Sasuke's face and felt pleased, he was DEFINETLY interested and she decided to play hard to get. She then made eye contact with Sasuke and seductively purred. When she saw his reaction she almost started giggling, then she noticed that everyone was still standing around them and staring at her making out with Naruto, then flirting with Sasuke and did a classic anime sweat-drop. Great, I'm already the neighborhood slut. Huh, this guy better be single. "Well…?"

"Huh?" Sasuke mumbled absent-mindedly.

"So are you going to introduce me to your friends or what?" Sakura basically had him wrapped around her finger. Some blonde girl in the group of kids behind Sasuke started gaping at the pink haired girl. She was obviously jealous. No one had ever made him like this. Not even when Ino threw herself at him had he even looked at her, he just joked about her being a slut and walked away, but…

"Oh. Yeah. Sure, this is----" And from there, Naruto took over(cuz Sasuke's way to cool to use more than two complete sentences in a row) and so they went through the painfully boring process of introducing everyone. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. All Sakura learned was that Sasuke was hot and seriously cool- she made a mental note to fuck him later-, Naruto was a fun guy and not a perverted peeping tom, Shino was creepy, Lee was over enthusiastic about meeting new people and whipped out a poem out of fucking no where and began to cry while he read his own "beautiful" poem, Kiba ALWAYS had an erection, and Ino was a skank.

Sorry this chappy was a lil short and boring and lacked serious dialogue, but w.e, your just going to have to deal with that, aren't you??? Anyway, this chappy sorta sucked cuz, well, duh, most intros do suck, but anyway, if you don't like crazy random BS, then you don't want to read the next one. School starts and everything is totally fucked up. It'll be a hell of a lot funnier that this one. I'll post every week whether you liked it or not. I just have nothing better to do on Friday nights… wait a minute, yes I do. You're the loser obsessed with this stuff. Well, anyway, I'm going to stop before my author's note gets longer than my actual story so… post, and btw, I especially enjoy flames… hehehehehehehehehehehehehe I'm totally demented….