Pika Girl

Summary: I'm normal. Yes, very normal. That is, until yesterday I woke up with Pikachu ears and a tail. I don't know how it happened but I've been told the only way to get back to normal, is to make sure all the character from Pokemon world become couples; yes, they are real. That means I have to play cupid for REAL Pokemon characters before time runs out and I'm transformed into a Pikachu forever. (Poke, Contest, Ikari, Leafgreen, Ferriswheel, Kalos.)

Chapter 1: What Happened To Me?!

It was yesterday, when it happened. I had been sleeping in bed, waiting for my alarm to go off so it would signal I actually had to get up and go to school. For one reason or another, I decided to get up earlier and put my makeup on so I'd have more time to eat breakfast; I loved to eat.

I'd pushed the door to my tiny bathroom open and grabbed some clothes off the ground to change into that I'd never put in the wash...I think...

Once I'd picked out a tank top and some shorts from the pile of clothes, I'd turned to look in the mirror to begin combing my wavy, chocolate brown hair when I saw it.

I screamed.

-o-Yo-oY-o-

This couldn't be happening! ...No….there was no way this was real. I pinch my arm super hard, and cringe. Squinting at my appearance through one eye, I put a hand to my mouth to muffle the next scream that almost took place.

Not that anyone would hear me...I was living in my house all by myself while the rest of my family had gone to Brazil on a business trip. School didn't let me go...damn them!

I then double take at something else that has happened. My hair, which used to be dark brown, is now a straw, golden color. I stare in numb shock as I finger the ends of my hair's straight-as-a-board locks.

But that is not even the worse part; I have Pikachu ears protruding from my head! That is the freakiest thing ever! I'd only ever played Pokemon when I was ten...and now that I was sixteen, I had put school over gaming priority-wise…

I shrug off my pajamas in denial, and pull on the clothes I'd gotten from the floor and freeze; I have a tail too.

"AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhh!" I yell, and spin around in circles, trying to get a better look at it; I end up looking like a dog chasing its tail instead.

Yes, I most definitely have a tail. I grab my head in frustration and accidentally pull on my ears in my hurriedness. "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" I yelp, cringing as brain-splitting pain shoots down my neck.

What the hell, what the hell, what the hell….!? I keep pinching my arm to try and get myself to wake up from this nightmare. It doesn't work. Well great.

-o-Yo-oY-o-

It seems like it's only been five minutes when I realize I'm going to be late for school. I've been sitting in the bathroom, curled up in a ball for at least one hour. Crap.

Bolting up, I grab a beret, cover my ears carefully, pull on one of the few frilly skirts I own and pat down my tail underneath the ruffles. I shake my head; it sounds weird to say the word "my" and "tail" in the same thought.

Maybe I didn't get enough sleep and I'm just...seeing things? Yes, that would have to be the case; there is no way I have Pikachu ears and a tail. There's just no way.

I stumble down the stairs, my old, beat up boots causing me to trip as I head for the kitchen for a piece of toast.

"MIA!" a loud voice booms from behind me, and I shriek in terror before diving underneath the table. "...Hello? Mia? Where did you go? I'm trying to tell you something important!"

I don't move. How the hell did this loud, deep voice get in my house!? Who was it!? This morning SUCKS!

"Oh, there you are," someone says, and I turn to look over my shoulder and come face to face with...Arceus.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"No! No!" he chides as I jump, slamming my head into the table and scramble away towards the door. "I need to tell you something important-!"

I skid to a halt and whirl around to go in the other direction.

"Mia!" he says, and I feel a hand on my shoulder. "If I'm in this form, will you feel more comfortable?"

I turn, and see a middle aged man with dull blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, glasses, and is wearing a suit.

"Ah, so changing into human form was the right idea, now, anyway Mia, I have to-"

WHACK!

I punch him in the face and run off screaming.

Suddenly, it's as if my legs are glued to the ground. What the-!?

"Geez," I hear, and Arceus walks into my field of view, hands on his hips. "I'm trying to explain to you why you are turning into a Pikachu and you punch me in the face." He rubs his jaw where I see a red mark appearing. "Not many creatures would have the guts to punch me in the face...but no matter." He looks up at my face. "Do you want to know why you are becoming a Pikachu?"

I nod, still staring in numbness. What sort of dream am I having? I wake up turning into a Pikachu, and then Arceus pops out of no where and is wearing a suit.

I think I'm going insane.

"Well...since you're not answering, I'll just tell you," he says. "I've come to this world for your help."

"M-my help?" I stutter, finally finding my voice.

Arceus nods. "Yes. I have come to your world, through time and space with a mission I need you to accomplish."

"A mission?" I say dumbly.

He smiles. "Yes! I am very displeased with a certain group of people, and as punishment, I have sent them here to learn a lesson."

"What did they do that was so terrible?" I inquire with a frown; if I remember correctly...Arceus was the legendary Pokemon from the Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum games.

I blink, suddenly, I realize what had been on my mind the whole time.

"YOU'RE REAL!?" I shriek, and pass out.

-o-Yo-oY-o-

I'm lying on my couch when I wake up.

"What a horrible nightmare…" I grumble, sitting up and rubbing my forehead.

"So you're awake!" someone says cheerily, and I see a man with a cup of tea in his hands across the room from me and standing between the kitchen and the living room.

My hair stands straight up. "IT WASN'T A DREAM!?" I holler, and accidentally fall off the couch.

Arceus rushes over to me and helps me up. "Poor girl," he says, "just listen to me, and don't pass out again so you can process what's going on."

I stare at him with my big blue eyes. "O-okay…" I murmur.

"Well...as I was saying," Arceus begins, "I'm here to recruit you in a mission!"

I nod slowly, "Okay,..."

"Good, now, when we were talking earlier, you asked what terrible thing a certain group of people did," he states, and I nod, remembering him say that.

"What did they do?" I ask.

He crosses his arms, looking very serious. "All the main characters in your 'Pokemon games' are refusing to become couples!" he says, looking super annoyed.

I blink at him stupidly. "That's...it?"

He raises his eyebrows, "Why...yes. It is," he replies. "But it is a horrible offense, especially to me."

"Why?"

"Because I ship them all and they're too stubborn to get together!" he says loudly.

I deadpan at him. "You're a weirdo."

Arceus smiles, "Why, thank you Mia!"

I cross my arms, and lean into the couch. "Umm...so...can you explain this mission and my problem with the...umm…"

"Pikachu ears and a tail?" he answer bluntly.

I cringe, and nod. "Yes...I want to know what is happening to me…"

He nods, and stands, "Well...when I came here for your help, I accidentally messed up and caused you to...start turning into a Pikachu."

"YOU WHAT!?" I roar.

Arceus bites his lip and looks away, "Yeah...and one other thing.

I blow my bangs out of my eyes. "What!?" I snap.

"If you don't get everyone to become a couple, you'll turn into a Pikachu...permanently."

A/N: Hehehe. New fanfic guys!

;) How is Mia going to get everything straightened out? And will she get everyone together? xD

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~Misty/Ms. Ketchum