Ok..so I don't know where this is going..it's very unusual and many of the characters may sometimes relate to who they really are in the anime but other than that they are totally different. Disclaimer: I do not own any of this.

Temari: You parasite! How could you?!

Rin: Just like that *leans over and asks Ino "What did I do this time?" *

Hana: Huh?? What the hell she's wailing on about?

Temari: How could you put your left foot first? And your hand's supposed to be up and not to the side.

Hana: You got to be kidding me *sweat drop, lines*

Rin: Gimme a minute *demonstrates* I write with this hand so this other one is the left…So the foot on this side must be…[ding!] *light bulb goes off*

Yourichi: *Rolls her eyes* Freaks.

Rin: You talking about me? *Clenches fist, eyebrows twitch*

Yourichi: I didn't say anything.

Rin: Yes you did…

Temari: *Jumps in front of Rin and draws a fan dotted with three purple stars* I'm your opponent!

Rin: What a scary weapon, are you going to blow me away?...By the way, Shikamaru says I'm a marvelous dancer, much better than you.

Temari: You danced with Shikamaru? MY Shikamaru?!

Rin: Of course not. MY Shikamaru.

Temari: When?

Rin: Last night

Ino: To be exact, at approximately 10:30 pm.

Temari: Where? *face gets pink*

Rin: Someplace *looks away from Temari*

Ino: That place being his summer house, according to my records *pulls out a folder*

Rin: What the hell?! Stalker! Get away *Runs behind Hana*

Temari: Stop trying to change the topic!

Rin: What were we talking about again?

Temari: MY Shikamaru and how you danced with MY Shikamaru and what a backstabber you are. Right Sakura…Sakura?

* Screaming from the hall. Muffled screams, several bangs*

Rin: My guess, she's out there.

Hana: There's that tiny outburst of strength again.

* Everyone walks into the hall, stops and stares at the…Garden?*

Yourichi: So, I see she's broken the wall AGAIN.

Ino: That's gonna cost us *pulls out a calculator* So lets see, you carry the one and then…um…our loss is…I've got it, when I punch the numbers into the calculator, the answer pops up! *smiles brilliantly*

Everyone: * Stares at her, SWEAT DROP*

Hana: Why did we ever make her treasurer?

Ino: Because I'm gorgeous! Oh and Sakura, you've gotta work three hours over time every day for a week to compensate for our losses.

Sakura: Yay! More Kabuto! *pulls out mirror and makeup and prettifies*

Rim: You talking about MY Kabuto!

Sakura: You don't have a Kabuto!

Rin: *Throws a fragment of broken wall at Sakura*

Sakura: *Dodges*

Temari: Hello, what about the parasite whose leeching off of MY Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: * Groans in agony*

Rin: *Points at Shikamaru and herself* HE asked ME out.

Temari: What?! It's a pity he's unconscious, Sakura you ruin everything! * storms out of room and is careful to stomp on Shikamaru hands*

Rin: Glad to see she's in a good mood again.

Sakura: I SAID you DON'T have a Kabuto!

Rin: Oh, that, I just got lost in the argument, I don't want Kabuto. That's unthinkable, He's such an obnoxious, know it all…*rambles on and on about Kabuto*…He and that Sasuke.

Hana: Hn, you can say that again

* Everyone glares at Rin and Hana*

Sakura: * Clenches fist and cracks knuckles* Don't…You…ever…insult…Sasuke…in…front…of…me!!!

* throws a punch at Rin*

Rin: * Dodges*

Sakura: * Hits the wall and breaks it*

Ino: Sakura, you have such a bad aim, this is how it's done * punches Hana and slams her into the wall*

Rin: At this rate, the whole school will crumble. Yay!

Hana: That hurts*glares at Ino, electric sparks*

Rin: Hana, stop, she's not worth it! *drags Hana away from them and whispers "those two are meant for each other, they DO deserve Sasuke"*

Yourichi: Well everybody, I'll say that went well. * Totally clueless*

Everyone: * LINES, SWEAT DROP*

Hope You guys like this..feel free to review..still don't know where it's going..this is for my bestest friends.