I'm bored. I admit it. Every morning, I wake up and eat breakfast. Then, I eat it for lunch and dinner.
Our kingdom is so small, we're just a hollow coffepot in the middle of a barren desert.
We're isolated, we get no visitors... except for the Ice King, and Finn, who comes to stop him.
Ah, Finn. So strong, so mighty. He gets to live a free, wild, exciting life.
My sister doesn't see a problem with our situation. She's content to live a dull and mundane life.
We have no defenses, none except for Finn. And he can't be there all the time.
We have a bacon farm, with little organisms living there. It's a completely edible ecosystem.
That's I'm the Princess of. Tiny, puny, breakfast organisms.
But what else can I do? I don't know how to go thirty yards beyond my 'kingdom'.
I'm going to live and die in this castle, lets face it.
Remember me, won't you? Me and my sister will croak someday. We'll have no successors. The teapot will rust, the farms will fail with no one to watch over them.
Remember me as a girl who wished she could.
Remember me as Egglentine the Breakfast Princess.