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How to handle Wonder Boy – First idea. (Although he doesn't get "handled" very much in this chapter)

Also known as:

"He so wished"

Raven sat by the dinner table, her nose buried in The Book of Azar as usual. Cyborg was probably playing video-games, and Starfire was probably cooking up some weird dish from her home-planet, or studying anything that had to do with fungus, but they're not part of this story so why bother to find out? Suddenly the door slid open and out from the corridor stepped everyone's favourite green jokester (No, not Kermit the frog). He was whistling a little cheerful melody, but when he saw Raven sitting at the dinner table, he immediately froze. She took no notice of him; too busy reading the same page over and over again

(A.N: Am I the only one noticing that she never, ever seems to turn the pages in her books?)

He quickly ran his fingers through his hair once or twice, held his palm up to his mouth and breathed on it to make sure every sign of his garlic-tofu sandwich had disappeared and then breathed in heavily. Now he had his chance. He was going to ask her out.

Ok, B.B you the man. You can do this, you can do this c'mon. C'mon... he told himself. Raven still hadn't noticed him. Or she pretended that she hadn't. Because that is how Raven acts. Yeah she is a witch, huh?

Beast Boy walked over to the table and raised his hand in a "hello there!"-gesture. "H-hi Ra-ra-ven," he stammered feeling a little insecure, "Would you-" "No," she cut him short without even looking at him. His hand immediately lowered and he could feel his heart shatter. He sighed. Raven kept on ignoring him for an extra five minutes and then she looked up at him. "Are you still here?" She asked coldly. He swallowed something. "No," he instantly answered and turned around to walk out of the living room. Raven, that cold, heartbreaking witch, continued reading in her book like she hadn't just hurt her best friend's feelings.

...Two hours later...

Raven was still reading in her book when Beast Boy again showed up. She could at least listen to him! With steady steps he walked over to the dinner table again. Again he raised his hands but before he uttered any words he was hit hard in the back by a flying kick of Boy Wonder himself. With a loud outcry Beast Boy fell to the floor and landed under the table, completely knocked out by Boy Wonder's boywonderous ninja-haijarh-kick. Robin smirked and ran his perfect fingers through his smooth, soft-silk, boywonderous, spiked-up hair, which made fan-girls go crazy with desire. He cast a glimpse at his reflection in the window and thought to himself: "Dickie-boy, you're soooo HOT!" Raven still pretended she hadn't just seen "Dickie-boy" knock over her fellow green team-mate. Robin adjusted his mask like it was a pair of really hip sunglasses and cleared his throat slightly. She was sooo gonna fall for his smooth-guy attitude. - Chicks always fell for his smooth-guy attitude. Raven looked up from her book at the noise, threw one look at the Boy Wonder standing beside her, looking as boywonderous as ever. He gave her a self-satisfied smirk. She stared at him blankly for a while.

"Ooh... Pain. My back." Beast Boy muttered from underneath the table. Raven rolled her eyes and sighed. Robin grinned even wider. She was sighing at the little unimportant grass stain. And in a minute she would ask him out, and he would pretend, that he had better to do, "but, ok" and he would keep his position as the irresistible boy wonder. Raven again moved her gaze down in The Book of Azar and spoke: "Beast Boy, if you let go of my leg, we'll go out for pizza." and then Boy Wonder dropped his masculine jaw.

Beast Boy let out another squeak, of joy that is, and immediately jumped out from under the table. Raven got up, her expression still blank, and closed her book. She walked past Robin like he wasn't there and took Beast Boy's hand. Boy Wonder's gaze followed them as they walked out, their fingers intertwined, Raven leaning a bit against Beast Boy. "But, but..." Robin thought to himself.

He was the hottest member of the group.

He was the smartest member of the group.

He had once got his mind read by Raven, and therefore he thought they had a bond.

Ooooh, he so wished.

End of first idea

Okay, this was no fun at all but still:

Yaaay! I deserve a cookie! The idea could've been quite fun, but I'm not talented enough to write it as good as that and so on and so forth. Hope you liked it, and if you didn't, tell me what could've been better. Remember I'm Danish so if it has anything to do with terrible grammar, small vocabulary or bad spelling, feel free to correct me in a friendly tone, thank you. Any other ideas of how you would like to see "Boy blunder" handled is also very welcome. R&R and all that stuff.

Keep cool, manchen! XD