Hello everyone before you go on to read this story i'd like to say that it's good to be back after my long absences from this website and I hope this story will be a good one. Due to having watch knd when I was a kid I decided to make this crossover. I also must inform that I don't own Naruto or kids next door.
Now that thats out of the way enjoy Operative Maelstrom.
It's a beautiful and peaceful day, well not peaceful if your a member of the kids next door organization that is. Everywhere operatives were being stupefied by an unknown assailant or more likely assailants judging by how fast the global operatives were taken out of commission.
Meanwhile at knd moon base
A boy with spiky blond hair and whisker marks wearing an orange jacket over a black t-shirt and black pants around 10 years old the boy's name was Naruto Dickson aka number 296 the second in command and right hand man of the supreme leader of the knd was currently sitting in his office doing the one thing all leaders and high officials hated to do, paper work. Out of all the higher up members of the knd he had the second largest amount of paper work to deal with that ranged from many different things like secret spy reports to updates on sectors around the world.
Speaking of sector records, Naruto was looking over one in particular with slight interest. "Huh sector V...they sure are an interesting group.." "Warning! Warning!"
Naruto jumped from his chair looking towards the screen in his office that was connected to the screen in the observation deck where the message was also being played. "All global operatives under attack. Order for lock down of knd moon base has been issued by numbuh 274."
"Chad. He's still on earth." Naruto quickly exited his office and ran towards the docking area determined to go out and find Chad as fast as possible. Making his way to the docking bay he would see several operatives some would salute others would greet him with a friendly wave hello. Though as he continued on his way he ran into and knocked down a certain blond he had known for far longer than others.
"Rachel" Naruto said softly looking at the girl he collided with. "Ow Naruto what are you doing coming down here?" Rachel T. Mckenzie/362 questioned rubbing her now sore rear where she fell.
"Sorry Rachel I'm just in a hurry right now I got to go." Naruto said trying to continue on his way but Rachel quickly grabbed the back of his shirt halting his movement and giving him a stern look. "Oh no your not. Naruto the moon base is going on lock down you can't just leave."
"But Rachel I have to leave Ch-" Naruto began but Rachel cut him off "Naruto! You are not leaving I know you want to help him but I need you to promise me you'll stay here." She said with stern authority. Naruto seeing no other option made one of his toughest and possibly worst decision to date. "Alright Rachel I promise I'll try not to leave." Naruto said in defeat. Rachel's face softened "Thank you Naruto, and I promise everything will turn out okay." She said before leaving to continue on her way to the observation deck with most of the other operatives.
Naruto stood waiting until 362 was out of sight. "I'm so dead after this." He thought aloud before finally making it to the docking bay and taking off to earth.
Sometime later on earth
Flying a knd aircraft (Not sure whats it called think of the ship similar to chads ship in operation C.H.A.D. only this one is red.) number 296 continued his search. "Where are you?" Naruto thought aloud before his ship's radar alerted him to a distress signal of another knd airship. "That must be him i'm sure of it. You just hang in there I coming brother." and with that in mind he took off to the direction the signal was coming from.
minutes later at an airport field
Naruto was coming upon the crash cite in a hurry after having picked up something else on radar heading towards his brother's location not knowing if it was friend or foe only that he had to get there fast. Once he spotted the ship with his brother lying on the ground not too far away he made his landing and ran out with his specialized Bo staff strapped to his back and M.U.S.K.E.T. in hand.
"Chad! Chad are you alright?" Naruto called out of concern as he ran to his brother's side and carefully turning him over on his back. Before he could get any response however the sound of something massive landing on the ground caught his attention. Acting on instinct to the sound of a small group running Naruto quickly turned towards the source ready to fire. "Halt, whoever you are!" Naruto demanded not noticing who the group of people were until he heard them gasp and chatted among themselves that he realize the group were knd operatives.
Sector v pov
"Numbers 274 and 296?" Number 1 said
"They're some of the greatest members of the kids next door ever." commented number 4.
"Ya they beat both the grownup guerrilla gang and the titan street teens and became known as the two pillars and as the double power house" number 2 stated in awe.
"I have a full set of their trading cards." Number 3 said. Everyone looks at her with surprise.
"Really? Do you have doubles of 73 and 67?" Number 1 asks.
"Oh I have four of those, what do you got to trade?" Number two asks.
"Hows about a 274 action figure and a 296 Battle ready figurine #1." number 4 asks.
"Na, i've got four of those and two of the other." Number two said before the whole group begins to argue.
Normal pov
While the group continued to argue amongst themselves. Both number 296 and 274 who had came a minute ago looked annoyed at them and locked eyes for a moment as if in telepathic conversation before number 274 nodded in silent agreement and made his presence known. "Ehem! he yelled catching their attention.
"What are you doing here? My lil brother I can understand but you guys?" questioned number 274.
"We came here to rescue you." number 1 answered back.
Number 274 looked shocked "What I told you to not follow, you'll be destroyed if your anywhere near me. You need to get out of here." warning them.
"Yea, you guys I got this it's my job both as his body guard and his brother I got this all taken care of." Naruto said politely while trying to assure them.
"But who's after you?" asked Number 1.
"There you are!" a mechanical female voice called out, everyone turn around to find a woman wearing a pink dress and big blue boots and gloves with a helmet shaped like some woman's head "I've been looking all over for you, you know you can't hide from Mega Mom!
"Told you." said Number 274
Mega Mom took notice of everyone else but was more focused more on number 296. "Oh well there you are number 296 we were wondering where you were and look you've brought some new friends and I didn't bake a thing. I guess they'll just have to settle for this!" Mega Mom exclaimed while shooting laser at them.
"Scatter!" Chad ordered causing everyone to run around to avoid getting hit. Number 4 dodged and rolled into crouching position and fired gum balls at her but they prove to have no effect. "Gum balls? I hope you brought enough for everyone!" Mega Mom said as she blasted at him.
Number 4 dodges again but just barely avoids the beam. "She's fast."
Number five jumps in the fight. "I've got your back number 4." She says while shooting carrots at Mega Mom.
"I'm giving her all i got." said number 2.
Mega Mom dodges number 5's carrot shots"Oh dear." Then dodges number 2's laser beams. "Oh my, what an ill behave bunch of children Mega Mom thinks you all need a time out! She yelled before firing laser beams all the while repeatingly yelling time out.
"Number take the right flank." Number 1 say from afar then turns to look towards number 5. "Number 5 fall back. Number-number 274?" Number one says surprised to see the leader of knd appear beside him.
"For the last time. Save yourselfs and get out of here!" Number 274 said before number 296 pulls him away to avoid another blast.
"He's right you need to get your team back to your tree house, its your best place of defense." Number 296 said.
Number 1 agreed. "Alright I guess we can't fight a bad mother like that here, kids next door retreat!" he ordered. Mega Mom now facing the ship "Oh no you don't you haven't been excused from the battle yet!" she cried out before she gave chase as number 1 lead his team back to the ship whilst number 274 and 296 provided a distraction with 274 firing a laser and 296 spinning his Bo staff to repel every laser beam that Mega Mom would fire at them all of sector V who looked back was given a further demonstration as to the claim of the brothers team work. This however came at a price when number 5's left leg was hit by a beam causing her to let out a sudden cry and a gasp from her teammates.
"Huh?" The brothers turned to see what happened. "Oh great." Chad said before taking of to help her with Naruto following after batting away each blast while Chad picked up number 5 and carried her in his arms bridal style.
"Oh let Mega Mom help you with that dear!" Mega Mom said heading towards them fast.
"Come on! Come on!" Number 3 ushered at the doorway with number 1 firing carrots at Mega Mom.
Both brothers entered with number 5 the doors closing behind number 1 as he reentered the ship and turns to number 4 "Quickly fire!" the ship fires it canons blasting Mega Mom to the ground "Number 2 get us out of here!" he orders.
Mega Mom sluggishly stands back up as the ship begins to leave "Now look at what you've done honestly I just got this dress dry cleaned!" She says angrily taking out brush from her bag to brush off the dirt and grime from her clothes.
With sector V and Company
"Hey thanks for the save number 274 and 296." Number five said feeling grateful for the brothers help. "No problem it's what we do." Number 296 says kindly.
"Yeah now if you guys could kind enough to drop me off somewhere." 274 says sedately then grimaced at the sudden punch to the shoulder. Looking to the right there stood number 296 with a fire of defiance in his eyes. "As if i'm going to leave you behind we are brothers we watch out for each other where you go i'll go too. If your going somewhere then so will I!" 296 said leaving no room for argument making his brother smile at his brothers unwavering loyalty to family.
"Thats a negative number 274 and 296." Number 1 says interrupting the two "We're the kids next door and we're not going to abandon our fellow operatives." He continued proudly.
"Your making a big mistake i'm the target it's been the same everywhere i've been these last few weeks Germany, Taneja, Brazil. Every operative near me has been attacked and stupefied and believe me it isn't pretty." he says gesturing to the present state of number 5's leg.
274 continues "I refuse to let anymore kids next door to fall because of me. I'm going to face this enemy alone and I will defeat it!" he says determinedly. Again however he felt another blow to his shoulder. "What did I just tell you. I'm not leaving you behind besides if you remember what that Mega Mom said she was looking for me too! We both her targets. I have fought beside you through many enemies and this one is no will be different and thats that." Number 296 said.
Everyone is touched by the scene and applauds the brothers. "Cool can have your autographs?" Number 4 asks the brothers.
"Certainly but it'll cost you a dollar." Number 274 replied as they enter the tree house.
at the tree house
As they got out of the ship number 296 was in thought and was going to ask his brother a question but number 3 beat him to it. "So if there's a Mega Mom. Why isn't their a dad?" Number 3 asks. Number 274 stops abruptly and slaps his face "Oh I totally forgot about him." Naruto threw his brother a look that clearly showed what he thought 'Seriously?'. After that thought the doors behind them blew open due to an explosion.
When the smoke cleared a man in a red suit wearing a tie and like Mega Mom wore a pair of blue gloves and shoes"Hey guys how about spending a little time with Destructo Dad!"
"I knew it!" Number 3 says before getting stupefied.
"Kids next door battle stations!" Number cried out while everyone scattered. "Your not going anywhere because Destructo Dad say your grounded!" Destructo Dad said before blasting number 1 effectively stupefying him. "Your grounded. I love that line." Destructo Dad said before number 274 jumps towards him and kicks towards the ground but instead of just falling to the floor number 296 suddenly appears and slams his Bo staff against Destructo Dads abdomen sending Destructo Dad crashing hard to the floor.
"Now now you boys were raised better!" Destructo Dad says as he grabs both 274's and 296's leg and throws them down into barrels. "Thata learn ya" He says as he flew off towards the rest.
BOOM!
"Sorry i'm late dear." Mega Mom said coming in through the hole in the wall. "Honey!" Destructo Dad responded. "Ugh the traffic here was crazy an- oh look at what I found. Brats!" Mega Mom yelled as she blasted number 4 and stupefying him.
"I don't know why but something about this Destructo Dad and Mega Mom seem familiar." Naruto thought to himself as he slowly started to get out of the barrel he was in.
Number 2 was running for his life as Destructo Dad came closing in. "Now son this is going to hurt me more then it's going to hurt you." Destructo Dad said before blasting number 2. "Well what do ya know that didn't hurt me at all."
Number 5 saw limping fast to get to the door on the second floor and enter into a hallway with Mega Mom giving chase. "Now where do you think your going young lady." Mega Mom says breaking through the door to see number 5 holding up to laser guns. "Bring it on old lady." Number 5 taunted.
"Now thats no way to speak to.." Mega Mom was cut off when number 5 started to fire relentlessly until she eventually cease fire and just when the smoke was about to clear a laser beam hit number 5's arm then another and another until only her head was free.
"Tisk tisk you kids today" Mega Mom said said as she came out from the smoke and planted her feet on the ground and raised her hand to blast number 5. Number 5 continued to struggle. "No no I-aah."
Back at the landing area
Mega mom and Destructo Dad were just finishing piling up the members of sector v. "Well honey I think we got them all." said Mega Mom. "Good work darling". Destructo Dad said before there helmets touched and kissing sounds.
"Now that just leaves numbers 274 and 296!" Said Mega Mom. Both boys came up behind them 274 hovering in mid air and 296 slid into a basic Taekwondo with his Bo staff in hand.
"You monsters may have defeated all our comrades all over the world but you won't beat us cause we're the best there is." Chad said proudly.
"Well of course you two are your the only ones left." said Mega Mom while both parent theme villains placed their hands on their helmets "congratulations" and both removed their helmets to reveal two people who looked the same as their helmets shocking both Naruto and Chad."boys." Destructo dad said finishing his sentence.
"Mom? Dad?" Both boys said shocked to see their parents. "Thats right kiddos." Their Dad said. Naruto slaps his hand into his face while muttering to himself "I can't believe this how did we not notice this from their helmets alone?" while their mother pulled out a piece of cloth "Chad dear you have a little smug" Chad smacks her hand away.
"I can't believe this! This is so embarrassing do you know what you just did?" Chad asked.
"Well of course we do boys." Their mother was quick to answer and went on to explain. "Numbers 274 and 296 were such high numbers" She said whilst their dad continued "and now with all the others stupefied now both are numbers 1 and 2!"
"No! These guys and the other their our friends." Chad said as he landed next to the fallen sector v Naruto followed up "Yeah you can't just leave them like this." he said gesturing to the state that sector v and many others like them were in.
"Do worry boys they still have their sight" their dad said as if nothing was wrong. "That way they can see how great you two are." Their mom said happily.
"You you two are gonna pay for this your gonna pay." Chad said as he pulls out a phone causing his parents to gasp in shock and starts dialing in a number Naruto starts to catch on and starts doing the same.
"Hello coach Winerhan? I'm quitting the football team." Their parents immediately hit the ground. Naruto took his turn next "Hello is this the choir group? Yeah, I quit." another hit was dealt to the parents.
"Chad! Naruto! What are you boys doing!?" Their mother asked frantically.
Chad dialed again "Hello honors society? I quit." The parents felt a kick to their stomach and chad dialed another number "Hello drama club? Give the lead part to someone else." again it there was another blow. Naruto dialed once more "Hello? Gifted children's society, I quit." "NO!"cried the frantic parents as another hard blow knocked them on their last legs.
Chad dialed again "Hello young high society society I quit." the parents now were doubling over in pain. Chad stopped to take a moment to think of something to really get his parents he looked towards his younger brother getting ready to punch in his little league baseball coach from the look of the number when a thought came to mind. Just when Naruto was going to make the call Chad stopped him and gave a look that clear said he had a good idea.
Chad after a moment of dispense dialed a number to the thing they would hate most. "Hello Joe's tattoo parlor?"
"Stop!" Both parents cried out desperately pleading for them to stop.
"Hehe." both boys grind at their victory.
a few hours later
All over the world Kids next door operatives who had been stupefied were returned to normal. The last members currently on monitor "Thank you fellow kids next door." the chinese kids next door leader said before the monitor went off.
"Well good work team especially you numbers 274 and 296." Number one said shaking both operatives hands.
"Your welcome." 296 replied. "It's not a problem. It's what we do I just feel bad that our parents caused all this trouble" 274 said
"Ah it's not your fault." said number 5.
"Ya parents what are ya gonna do?" number 4 asked rhetorically.
"Hm...I guess so." Chad said when he and Naruto heard a car horn and their father call out. "Come on Chad you don't want to be late for your violin lessons do you?" Then their mother called out "And Naruto your baseball practice is in half an hour hurry up."
The brothers said their goodbyes and left and once they left sector V commented about their parents being nuts.
In the family van
"I KNEW I WOULD REGRET IT IN THE END!" Naruto screamed inwardly as he looked on the incoming call on his phone. The number of this caller was known to both brothers and Chad who guessed what this call was about after what Naruto told him of what happened on moon base made his thoughts known while trying not to laugh at Naruto's expense. "You are so dead when she gets her hands on you ya know."
Naruto glared at his brother who he knew was inwardly laughing at his predicament. On one hand if he ignored the call the rest of the day would be peaceful, however if he didn't answer the feminine fury of this caller would be even worse the next day when he would have to go to school where said caller also attended.
Taking a deep breath Naruto made his decision. "Hellooo..." "NARUTO DICKSON!" Naruto flinched at hearing his full name being shouted on the other end. The yelling alone made the user on the other end heard by both brothers while their parents continued to chat about their day. "How are they able to ignore this?" Naruto thought in wondered before the yelling began again. "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY!" Narutto shuttered then spoke. "Ra-Rachel ca-calm down I-" "CALM DOWN!? NARUTO WHEN I'M DONE YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU'D STAYED IN YOUR OFFICE DOING PAPER WORK!" The call ended and Naruto was dreading the next time he'd see Rachel which wouldn't be long due to her being in his class.
Omake
Lesson learned the hard way
"YOUR ONLY MAKING THIS WORSE FOR YOURSELF NARUTO!" Rachel yelled as she chased Naruto around on the schools playground. "Rachel! Can we please talk this out!" Naruto shouted back trying everything he could to avoid the physical punishment that his long time friend was sure to deliver upon him. "NOT A CHANCE NARUTO! YOU WENT AGAINST WORD AND NOW YOUR GOING TO PAY!" Rachel yelled as she got closer. "I said i'd TRY not to leave! You know me better than that!" Naruto shouted but groaned at his idiocy and inwardly berated himself."Oh yeah, real smart idea Naruto just make her even angrier."
"NARUTO YOUR DEAD!" Rachel shouted picking up speed going into a rage fueled charge and once she got close enough jumped on Naruto's back tackling him to the ground.
Chad standing on the side lines shook his head at his brothers earlier words. "Naruto sometimes you can be such an idiot" He paused wincing at the scene playing out in front of him as Naruto's cries of pain got louder. "yet I can't help but feel sorry for you."
End
Now that chapter one is done feel free to comment or ask questions.