Ferrets & Weasels
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"Ferret."
"Weasel."
"Ferret."
"Weasel."
"Ferret."
"Weasel."
"Boys, can't you talk, or do, anything else?" as Ron and Draco continued to 'insult' each other while waiting for the headmistress McGonagall to arrive. "Seriously!"
"Fine," Draco shrugged and cast a spell. Immediately Ron got overrun by long-tailed weasels, also known as stoats or ermines. "Is that better?"
"Well, sort of...actually...yes?" Hermione replied in an uncertain tone, but not uncertain enough, as the headmistress arrived – and all Hell broke loose.
End