"Babe, where are we going?" Inquired the crimson-eyed wonder, as he was led to an unknown location. He could tell by the sound of the cobblestones clacking under his hi-tops that they were in Rustboro City, but that is all he knew. His boyfriend of two years, Calem Xavier, had blindfolded him as soon as they left his champion's cottage in Mossdeep City. Together, they had flown on the back of Calem's Noivern for an indeterminable period of time, before landing at their destination.

"It's a surprise," the taller trainer replied, while giving his companion's shoulders a reassuring squeeze. "Trust me, you will love it."

Ruby sighed, putting his trust in his fellow champion. As they continued walking at a sedate pace, Ruby pondered what the Kalosian boy had in store for him. If they really were in Rustboro, then there wasn't much to interest him here. It is the thought that counts, but Ruby prepared himself to be disappointed.

Calem smirked to himself when he felt Ruby's shoulders tense up at the sudden increase in volume. He would never see this coming, and he would love him forever for making this happen.

"We're here!" Calem yelled. The crowd grew silent, noticing the famous foreign champion for the first time, but reached ear shattering levels as their eyes traveled to the boy wearing the unique white hat, recognizing him as their own champion. Both Calem and Ruby, as Pokémon League Champions, shared equal societal status and fame, but not here in the Hoenn Region. Here, their local champion would always mean more to them than another one from a distant region.

"Excellent," Ruby yelled over the ridiculous volume. "Can you take off my blindfold now?"

"It will be my pleasure." Calem drew it off slowly, building the suspense. When it was finally off, a shriek rivaling the power of a Salamence's battle cry, or an Exploud's Boomburst rose above the noise of the crowd easily when Ruby recognized what the building in front if him was.

"Oh my dear Arceus, how is this possible Calem?" Ruby shrieked again, hugging the Kalos boy tightly.

"Happy anniversary Ruby!" Calem exclaimed, returning the bone-crushing hug. In front of them was none other than a Boutique Couture, similar in design to the one in Lumiose City. Lately, Ruby had been complaining about the lack of proper designer clothes available in the Hoenn Region, so Calem used his influence as Kalos champion, and his seemingly bottomless bank account, to convince the owners of the original couture to open up a branch in the tropical region. It was very expensive, but it was definitely worth every cent, when he looked down into gorgeous ruby eyes shining with tears of happiness.

"Thank you so much Cal," Ruby wept tears of joy. Releasing his boyfriend, he made his way to the entrance, zooming through the revolving doors. He gasped in delight as he took in the sheer size of the interior, thousands of designer clothes on hundreds of racks. He almost fainted on the spot. He turned around to see his awesome boyfriend d just entering the store. He glomped him again, but this time met his lips as well. Calem was only half-surprised, and happily reciprocated, their tongues dancing a familiar rhythm in each others moist caverns.

~A few hours later~

Ruby had literally shopped till he dropped, all of his purchases magically sent to his house by the PC system. Calem had supported the exhausted, but ecstatic boy out of the couture, releasing his faithful Noivern and helping him onto the dragon's back. Ruby had clung to his back all the way to Mossdeep City, and Calem had luxuriated in the nice feeling of the warm body behind him, adding to the currents of air rushing past his hair to create the best feeling Calem could imagine. They had touched down gently, Noivern crying out to the night and likely waking up everybody in the island city, before going back into his pokeball.

Ruby glanced up tiredly. "Oh, are we finally here?" He stretched his arms above his head, yawning cutely. "Well I'm tired, what about you babe?"

"It has been a long and satisfying day." Calem retorted. Ruby walked inside his cottage and Calem followed him less enthusiastically, as he had been hoping for a little more than just "sleep" tonight. It had been two years, but Ruby had never brought up the topic of sex even once. Calem, being the gentleman that he was raised to be, had never forced the issue, but he had urges that he couldn't suppress, and he thought of the red-eyed beauty often. His sable-colored hair, just visible from under the white hat he always wore; his pale skin, blushing a very pretty pink often; lean muscles all over his body, and a firm ass that was begging to be groped and sla...ok enough, he told himself firmly. He walked over to the master bedroom, noticing that his paramour wasn't there. Calem plopped down on the bed and closed his eyes, waiting for his partner to join him in sleep.

Ruby had noticed that Calem bad been staring at him more often than he usually did lately, always looking away and blushing when he caught him. He assumed that he was lusting for him, but he knew that Calem was way too nice to tell him. Ruby secretly lusted after the tall boy from Kalos as well, but in his case, it wasn't niceness keeping him from saying something, it was timing. Ruby wanted their first time to be absolutely perfect, so he waited for two years until something like what had happened today happened. Logging into his PC, he told it to withdraw a few choice garments, which instantly appeared in his closet. Grabbing them, he quickly locked himself in the bathroom to get ready for Calem. The timing was finally perfect, and tonight was the night.

A/N: Okay don't hate me for cock-blocking, but I wanted to save the lemony goodness for the 2nd chapter. This will be a three-piece, and is my first of Calem x Ruby. Also, my first crack pairing. I like Calem, and love Ruby, so yeah. Air daps to you if you can guess who will be uke :S. Anywho, R&R as always, and I will see you guys for part 2.