A/N: I have no clue why I felt like writing this but I've been in a harry potter kick lately so here goes.
Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley were searching the shelves of the Hogwarts library with growing anxiety. The object that was avoiding discovery was a book about Horcruxes.
"Surely they have something about them in one of these books!" Hermione said on the third week of searching.
Hermione, whom was not used to being let down by the library, crammed another unhelpful book onto the shelf and began to look for something else.
"Calm down Hermione!" Ron said, he too put a book back onto the shelf.
"She can't," an airy voice said from behind them.
Ron cursed and threw the book he was holding into the air.
"LUNA!" He said to the blonde who had walked up to them silently.
"Hello Ron," she smiled and then she shook her head at Hermione, "Tragic case of a Gernuklump bite."
"What are you talking about!" Hermione hissed through her frustration.
Luna ignored her and spoke to Ron, "When they bite a person that person becomes extremely annoyed. Daddy was studying it but I think he was bitten because one night he got frustrated and burned his paperwork."
Ron tried not to laugh for Hermione's sake.
"How do you cure it?" He asked.
"Cure what!!! NOTHING BIT ME!" Hermione groaned.
"You have to let the venom run it's course. She'll be better in a few days."
"WOULD YOU STOP IT!" Hermione slammed her hand on the table and then stormed out of the library.
Luna shook her head like it was the saddest thing she had ever seen, "They always go for the ones with the smallest minds," she mumbled.
Ron lost it and chased after Hermione, his laughter echoing after him.
A/N: And that concludes are Harry Potter for the day. Please tune in next time for more pointlessness.