I dont own any of these characters sadly...I was just in the mood to write something about sirius/remus and this is what came out...
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!"
Sirius groaned as James ran into the room yelling his name. Remus covered himself up. "What did you do now Padfoot?"
Sirius failed to hide his mischievous grin. "Oh now Moony, I love you but I can't tell you."
"If you don't James will," Remus told him as James threw open the hangings. Sirius didn't care that James saw him in all his naked glory.
"Speak of the devil," Sirius said grinning. "Go away Prongs. In case you can't tell, I'm with Moony. We are about to be in the middle of something earth shattering."
James rolled his eyes. "I don't need the details especially since I BLOODY SAW THE TWO OF YOU DOING IT ON THAT TAPE YOU GAVE ME!"
Remus was confused. "What tape?"
James looked at his friend. "You didn't know about this did you?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"I hoped not. This has Sirius written all over it. I asked you to get me a muggle sex tape. I didn't ask you to make me a sex tape," James yelled.
Sirius collapsed on top of his boyfriend laughing hard he was crying. Remus glared at him. "Padfoot, did you really film us having sex and gave it to James to watch?"
"Yes I thought it would be funny. Don't look at me like that Moony."
"And Padfoot put a charm on it that I couldn't take my eyes off the screen till the whole thing played. Three of my precious hours I could have spent with lily were stolen. I'm never going to be able to unsee or unhear those things. UGH. Padfoot I could just kill you."
Remus, though annoyed with Sirius wrapped his arms around his boyfriend protectively. "James, don't hurt him as much as he deserves it. Please go away now."
"Gladly. You're lucky Padfoot. If Moony didn't love you so much you'd be a dead man!"
James stormed out of the room slamming the door behind him as Sirius continued laughing. "Really Pads? Was that necessary?"
"It was bloody funny. Come on Moons. You have to admit you find that funny."
"I think its more embarrassing than funny. I can't believe you."
"Hey, I'm just living up to my marauder nature. Do you still love me," Sirius asked placing kisses in sensitive spots.
Remus moaned. "Pads, you can't kiss your way out of this one. I can't believe you."
"You know that its funny. Just admit it!"
Remus sighed. "Ok, that might have been hilarious but a little warning would've been nice."
"So, are you up for making one with your knowledge?"