MA is a NO-NO

by NO MA ALLOWED

I am being sued over a free story. Yes people. The rich old, self proclaimed, 'accomplished' writers are butt hurt because we are not praising their porn. News flash: No one wants to be a free smut writer. No one! Admin Zack Admin Wack, you are NOT an admin. The report groups are a JOKE and I am SO not worried about being sued over fan fiction. You all are so freaking funny.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Sookie Stackhouse. One day she clicked on stories with her name on it and almost vomited. Here is her story:

SOOKIE POV

Howdy Yawl,

My name is Sookie Mary Sue Stackhouse. And let me tell you...Just because I am a busty, redneck, blonde doesn't mean I am a whore!

Please, old crusty women, stop writing sexually explicit stories on a site that does not allow it. I honestly don't care how well written it is or if it complements the storyline.

It is porn and not allowed here. Take your smut to a web sites that allow it.

Jumping Jehovah in mashed potatoes!

What would Gran say about your nasty stories, the PM's you are sending to MA and 'guest 'reviews?

Well, I personally think they are hilarious! GIGGLES!

But, you all claim to be sooooo accomplished, if that were true, why are none of your stories published? Oh, that's right, this is fan fiction. The real writer is published.

Seriously,

Your favorite Little Fairy