A/N: This is my first fanfic I hope you guys like it omg lol \(^o^)/

It was a clear and sunny day when Scout's life changed forever. He had just finished taking out an enemy spy with his bat when he noticed something peculiar in the sky. He looked up and squinted to get a better view of the unknown object. It appeared to be a blue ball, and it was getting closer with every passing second, until it crashed about twenty or so feet from Scout. Upon impact dust flew everywhere, and a crater formed. Coughing, Scout ran over to the crash site and looked down into the crater and gasped. It was his role model, Sanic the Hegehog, laying unconcious on the ground.

"Holy shit!" Scout exclaimed. He couldn't believe his eyes. Sanic the motherfucking Hegehog was right in front of him! He scooped up the blue… thing and ran back to base before anyone could attack him. "Medic!" he shouted, still holding Sanic in his arms.

"Ja?" Medic said, climbing in through a window. He looked at what Scout was holding in his arms. "Vhat zhe hell…?" he walked over to the hegehog to get a closer look. "Can I do some procedures on it?" he said with a creepy grin on his face.

"Fuck no!" said Scout. "He is Sanic the fricken Hegehog and I need you to fix him!"

"Vell if you insist." Medic said as he did his magical medic stuff on the hegehog. Sanic opened his misshapen eyes and looked around.

"W3r3 4m 1?" Sanic asked, scared shitless. "1 g0tt4 g0 f457!" Sanic struggled out of Scout's arms and landed on the floor. He immediatly began ramming himself into a wall. "F457 f457 f457!"

"Isn't he beautiful..?" Scout said, looking at his hero, tears of admiration welling up in his eyes.

"I.. uh… have some medicine to be practiced." Medic said as he flew out of the ceiling with haste.

"F4444444555555555555557777777777777777777!11!" Sanic screeched. Scout tapped him on the shoulder.

"My name is Scout and I am a really big fan and you make my kokoro go doki doki." He confessed, his face as red as the blood of his enemies. Sanic merely stared at him.

"Wh47?"

"I go fast because of you, Sanic."

"F457…" Sanic said, and quickly swept Scout in a hedgehog embrace. Scout was speechless for the first time in his damn life.

"…."

Sanic kissed Scout passionately on the lips. Scout reciprocated the action with great speed. Sanic took out a blue hedgehog dildo and they passionately made love with great speed and velocity in the spawn. All the other classes that saw ran out screaming with fear. Except Medic. Medic just sat there and watched from behind a corner. After their speedy sexy time session, Scout got on one knee and pulled out a honking huge diamond ring.

"Sanic I know it hasn't been very long, but will you marry me?"

Sanic was shocked. "Y35 W3 MU57 M4RRY F457!" He shrieked. They made out passionatly and sped off into the sunset, unaware that Medic was still following them.

THE END.