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It started out as a normal day for Sonic, turning into a where-wolf and defeating Doctor Egg man. Sonic got up and ate his usual breakfast of nails and milk, enjoying the crunchiness. Sonic finished and put it back into his naked-Amy shaped fridge. "Mm mm! What a delicious breakfast!" He said in that gay voice of his and went into the living room. Suddenly, Doctor Egg man fell through the roof, but now shaped like a Potato! He took out a can from his pocket which read Instant Cthulu: Just add water!, and he went into Sonics kitchen. "What the hell is going on here? Why is Doctor Egg man in my house?!" Sonic said to himself. Man, he's a weirdo... He even talks to himself. And he has a gay voice. Did I already say that? No, screw you. Anyways, Sonic went to the kitchen to stop Doctor Egg man. Doctor Egg man was baking cookies. "What the hell are you doing you freak?! I thought I killed you!" Sonic yelled at him. "Oh you..."Doctor Egg man said with a gay wave to Sonic. "I can't BE killed... MUAHAHAHA!!! You buffoon! Did you really think you could defeat me? HA!" Egg man bellowed. "Uh... Yeah, I kinda did." Sonic replied.
"Nu uh" Doctor Egg man said and pouted.
"Uh huh."
"Nu uh."
"Uh huh."
"Nu uh."
"SCREW YOU EGG MAN!" Sonic said and sliced Eggman's eyes out. He fell tothe floor and bled to death. A sound was heard. 'Ding!' Egg man suddenly got back up. "My cookies!" He as and he opened up the oven and took the cookies out. Egg man then pranced away while singing "Shackler's Revenge" by Guns N' Roses. A few minutes later, Shadow and Amy showed up, making out on his pool table. Sonic went into the room and gasped. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FUKN HOUSE! I JUST CLEANED THAT POOL TABLE!" hE SCREAMED. Shadow left, but Amy stayed there. "I SAID GET OUT!" He said, but she still stayed there. Sonic went to the kitchen and made the Instant Cthulu mix. It went into the pool room and tore out Amy's ribs and then her spine. After that he stabbed her with her spine and ran off to terrorize Green Spill Zone radioactivity zone. Sonic took Amy's ribs and played them like a xylophone with her spine. He then went outside for a bit. He walked past Mario who simply said "Let's a go" And then jumped on Sonic's head. "Oh, it's on Sonic said and they got into a death match of Paper, Rock, scissors. Mario did rock and Sonic did scissors. "I-a Beated-a you, Sonic!" He said.
"Nu uh. scissors cut Rock." Sonic said, whining.
"No, Rock crushes scissors, you tard!"
"NO!" Sonic said and got tottaly pzowned by Mario. "Take dat foo." Mario said after stabbing Sonic in the crotch. "Ohhh..."
REAL SHORT, BUT NO FLAMES PLEASE! MY FIRST HUMOR STORY. PLEASE READ MY OTHER STORY, ABOUT THE GORILLAZ, THE BEST BAND EVER!