Just You Wait

Rating: T
Pairing: KitamixKagawa
Summary: Kagawa's logic has always been a little off...
Warning: Contains 100% Crack. Not to be taken seriously.


Kitami stretched out his muscles, enjoying himself as the heat of the sun slowly seeped into his skin, warming him up all the way through. It was a perfect day for the beach, and everyone was making the most of it. The old student council was off playing beach volleyball with Nacchi and Macchi. He scanned the water and saw Anna enjoying the good surf, riding the waves like the athlete she was. The only one missing from his line of sight was Kagawa.

"Kyaa~ He's so handsome!"

"I wonder if he's from around here?"

"Maybe he'll give us his number! Who'll go ask him?"

"Kyah~ I'm too shy! He's so hot!"

A gaggle of girls were clustered together and squealing not too far from Kitami's towel and he tried to keep from smirking. 'Well, well. It seems I've cause quite the stir~ Too bad those poor girls don't know they're about to get their hearts broken. I should let them down politely.' Kitami thought to himself, a prideful blush spreading across his cheeks. He got up from his spot and brushed the sand off his lower back.

"Oh my gosh~ he looked this way! Do you think he's coming over here?"

'Huh?' Kitami had his back facing the girls, how could he be looking in their...ah...that weren't talking about him. That's what it was. The pride slowly leaked out of his stance, like a balloon with a small puncture in it, and his body sagged. It seemed he'd always just be the scary delinquent.

"He's coming over! What should I say?"

"Just go for it!"

Their suddenly very obnoxious swooning was starting to grind on Kitami's nerves.

"Umm...excuse me! I was...I was wondering—hey! Don't just walk away!"

"How rude!"

"Jerk!"

It amazed him how fast their opinions of the guy changed. Not that it mattered to him anymore.

"Oi." A firm hand clasped on his shoulder. "Let's go play volleyball."

Kitami spun around and looked into the seemingly emotionless expression of Kagawa, though he could see the child-like eagerness that shone in his eyes. "Where'd you go?" Kitami asked.

Kagawa turned around and looked at the direction he'd come from. The girls were still standing there, seething, and looking down at Kitami with annoyance.

"Why are they looking at me?" Kitami shied away from their intense glares while Kagawa stood with his fists on his hips, facing them straight on.

"Why don't you ditch that scary guy and hang with us!" One of the girls offered, more so out of spite towards Kitami.

Kagawa raised one hand and pointed at the girl who'd tried to ask him out. "I don't wanna hang out with you—"

"You cheeky jerk!" One of the girls cut in. Kagawa actually had more to say, but didn't get the chance.

"How could you turn down our cute Rei-chan!" One of "Rei-chan"'s friends ran up and kicked him in the crotch. The unexpected action had caught Kagawa off guard and he crippled to the ground, his face hitting the sand.

"Serves you right jerk!" And with that, they walked off.

"Jeeze, Kagawa, you could at least be a little less harsh."

"But it's true. I'm hanging out with you, I wouldn't want to waste time with them." The sand muffled his voice, making it hard to understand, not to mention the fact that it was still slightly strained from the pain of being kicked.

Kitami huffed and crossed his arms. "Well...thanks, but that girl was seriously cute. What a waste."

"...would you have said yes?"

"of course!" Kitami pounded his chest with his fist. "A man would never turn down such a cute chick. Why?"

There was a minute's pause before Kagawa spoke again. "If I was cute—" Kagawa's face was hidden, but Kitami could see the blush when it spread over his ears. "—would you say yes to me?"

Kitami's face froze with surprise. "Wh...awhat?" He stammered; Kagawa's blush jumped onto Kitami's face.

Kagawa shakily stood up, his expressionless face smeared with red. Kitami thought that his formal rival really did look quite adorable. It was no wonder those girls had been all "gaga" over him. He was attractive. Kitami knew this, of course, and he'd admired Kagawa, but he'd never really thought about it. Kagawa looked up into Kitami's eyes, "Would you go out with me if I were as cute as one of those girls?"

Kitami was floored with the unexpected...he wasn't sure if he'd call it a confession, but that's what it sounded like. "I-I..."

"Kitamiiiii! Kagawaaa!" Anna called, "We're leaving! Hurry up or we'll leave without you!"

"Yeah yeah, hold your horses." Kitami grabbed up his towel and started to walk away. "You coming?"

"Yeah..." Kagawa walked slowly, only a few steps behind Kitami. 'Just you wait. I'll make myself cute, and then you'll have to say yes to me.'

To Be Continued...